Comedy Central (ended 2013)
Online Escapees (1 and 2)
When the planet Express crewindividually wake up in different parts of the online world via the Internet, they learn that some sort of new technology is keeping them trapped in this online environment. When they finally find each other, ' That Guy' (from episode Future Stock) appearsin frontof them and tells them that thanks to Mom, his Bone-itus has been cured and he's seeking revenge on the planet express crew for stopping him reaching his goal for success. He has trapped the planet express crew in a holoshed and he's found a way to access the internet via the holoshed. Now that he's back on his track to success in the Holomarket, he's going to celebrate by keeping the crew tapped and simulating the hardest video game on the internet with the safety protocols off! Second episode: they pretty much play the game the whole episode and then when That Guy comes into the holoshed and sees all the dead bodies of the crew, the environment changes into a clear holoshed with no bodies on the floor and he finds that the professor changed the settings inside the holoshed to get themselves out and trapped that guy in. They then take him into the cops and episode ends
When All My Circuits gets canceled the crew of Planet Express finds new ways of entertainment.
Fry and Bender write a fan-made episode and try to get Calculon to be in it but he refusesand then they ask to the RoboMafia for a favor.
Leela, Amy, Kif, Zapp ( wasn't invited ) takes Nibbler to the carnival where he eats an alien made of cotton candy and they want to put Nibbler to sleep.
Meanwhile the Proffesor goes to deliver a package by himself.
And Zoidberg finds the couch free for the first time and he makes it his home.
Then All My Circuits gets picked up on another channel and all goes back to the way it was.
Calculon: But we made four movies!.
Bender: Yeah, but they...let's see how do I say this...they suck. My shinny metal ass could write better screenplays.
When All My Circuits appears for the first time in the new channel.
[On the tv]
Calculon: Hello my long lost second coucin's mother of my father evil cloned twin.
[The crew sitting on the couch]
Fry: Ahhh...This is quality TV.
Leela: It sure is.
Bender: I don't get executives.
Fry: Me neither, me neither.
"Boing Spice and Fish Balls"
Farnsworth invents a coolant called 'Boing Spice' that he puts in Bender that makes him jump at tremendous heights when someone says, 'boing'. Then a new food fad comes along called 'Fishballs'. Then the PE Crew learns that the Fishballs are from Omicron Persei 8's neighbor planet Sharklon Persei 10. This time Fry gets caught eating then the amphibious Sharks come to earth, and capture him and take him to their planet to get eaten by a Swamp Thing-like creature. Then it's the PE Crew to the rescue. There can also be a funny part where Zoidberg is driving to the planet and he sees someone watching TV in another spaceship and he goes inside the spaceship and the PE Chip crashes! Everyone is okay, and Bender can beat up Zoidberg. Also, there can be a Zero G bar fight between PE and the Sharks! And the climax can be where Bender, Leela, Hermes, and Amy are all hanging from a cliff to save Fry from the Swamp Thing monster. Out of sheer luck, Fry says 'boing' and Bender jumps into the air and kills the monster.
Dr. Zoidberg and Mr. Hyde How about one where Zoidberg gets cloned accidently while the Professor invents a cloning liquid? The real Zoidberg gets banished to the sewers. Then the Zoidberg clone is evil and plots revenge against Planet Express for repressing him for years. He uses Fry as bait for his plot by taking him back to Decopod 10 and holds him captive. Leela, Amy, and Hermes get knocked out by a sleep bomb and Bender and the evil Zoidberg clone do battle. The evil Zoidberg clone is defeated and Bender saves everyone!
Jerky Beef: Hermes and Bender get into an arguement. Bender gets a memory erasing device and uses it on Hermes so they don't argue anymore. Once Farnsworth finds out, Hermes's memories come back to him and rediscovers his old dream to sing commercial jingles! With help from Leela, Bender, and Amy, Hermes makes it big and gets his own sitcom 'Jerky Beef'! Then Farnsworth gets after Bender that he needs Hermes to be the Planet Express accountant while the sitcom was filming. Then at the end Hermes's show gets cancelled and his house gets towed away! Then Leela, Bender, Hermes, and Amy fight to get it back! No Fry or Zoidberg in this episode! It's up to the viewer to decide why they're not there. Let's bring back this thread!
"Balloon Kids": Fry, Bender, and Leela have to make a delivery to the planet Pencilvania where playing with balloons is a way of life. The planet got invaded by these aliens that look like a parrot/snake mix that steal the balloons from it's inhabinants. They go through a wormhole and Leela and Bender get turned into 10 year olds and Fry gets turned into a 7 year old. Once they get to the planet, Fry plays with the balloons they were supossed to deliver and a wind carries him away to a fortress where he gets stuck with the boss of the aliens: The Leader Situation! The townspeople tell Leela and Bender to save their planet. They agree, once they fight off the aliens Leela and Bender start a rivalry with each other to see who can save the planet first! Can Bender and Leela find Fry and save Pencilvania from the evil aliens before it's too late? This episode can spoof those Balloon Fight video games!
What would it have been like if Futrama did an Arabian Knights tale kind of episode? Or what about Leprechauns? Or vampires, wizards, mummies, pirates, and evil clones of a character? Which character would be cloned?
Also, a James Bond spoof like American Dad did would've been cool. Bender is James Bond, Farnsworth is M, Amy is Moneypenny, Leela is a bond Girl, and Hermes is Q. It could be called SlurmFinger. The evil SlurmFinger wants to fill all of the Earth's oceans with Slurm and take over Hollywood so only the lowbrow actors like Seth Rogan, Will Ferrell, and Zach Gillifinakiscan make movies. (nooffense to anyone who likes them,BTW) Bender and Leela have to take him down. Also, Zoidberg and Zapp can be SlurmFinger's henchmen.