The Legion of Superweirdos
After the Zoidberg-induced destruction in the Zoidbeast (That's the one on the previous page) Trilogy, earth's president decides to join up the top scientists in the world and superheroes to create a new team devoted to protecting earth from harm. Professor Farnsworth, Wernstrom, and other scientists decide to make selected individuals into The Protectors of Earth! The selected are as follows:
Everyone with powers in post 34(for positions on team, just remember thier jobs and powers)
Zapp Brannigan, team leader and transport captain, has electromagnetic manipulation, believes he has "sexualmagnetic manipulation"
Kif, second in command, natural body and much more abled and competent
Flexo, spy and recon, same as normal Bender
Roberto, secret weapon for "Special" cases that can only be completed with his "Skills"
Al Gore, Strategist and scientist
Scruffy, janitor and weapons specialist, strategist Zoidberg, medic
Werstrom, strategist and scientist, nuclear fusion and radiation powers
Sewer Mutants, backup help Unnamed heroes who get names next episode.
With this new team, Earth is ready to take on anything. Which is good, since the Omicronians launch a full-scale invasion because of the outcome of Survivor. The team goes to work, only to seriously lose because of Zapp's incompetence, but the Omicronians are so offended by the incompetency, they are driven off, and everyone gets a raise. Last we see is Leela throwing up because of her sickness of Zapp Brannigan.