Futurama: Favourite Futurama Quote

Favourite Futurama Quote

HitmanJunior
[1]Mar 13, 2006
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Mine has to be from 'The Day The Earth Stood Stupid' where Morbo is trying to read the news:

"Morbo can't understand his Teleprompter. He forgot how you say that letter that looks like a man with a hat."
"It's a T. It goes: tuh"
"Hello, little man. I wll destroy you!"
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toadiscool
[2]Mar 13, 2006
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Bender: Hey my antenna is gone! * looks down pants* Oh wait, it just moved. It's not getting good reception; maybe if I jiggle it a little. *sticks hand down pants*
Fry: Bender, No! You'll make god cry.
Edited on 03/14/2006 5:10pm
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fuski
[3]Mar 14, 2006
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Windmills do not work that way!
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ze_krusty_krab
[4]Mar 20, 2006
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From my favourite episode, The Sting:

Leela: What's the mission?
Professor: Collecting honey. Ordinary honey.
Leela: That doesn't sound so dangerous.
Professor: This is no ordinary honey!
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dragonstrider
[5]Mar 20, 2006
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[priceless, in context, doesn't do much here though...]

Professor: Has everybody taken their pressure pills?
Amy: YES! Stop asking!
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a845835
[6]Mar 22, 2006
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You win again gravity!

And anything else that came out of that poor SOB's mouth.
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zmally
[7]Mar 25, 2006
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Leela: "I don't have good depth perception!"
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butchazoid
[8]Mar 26, 2006
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Mine is from The Sting:

Bender: This is great! My buddy's alive and his credit cards are valid again. Let's go get hammered!
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TylerSoprano
[9]Mar 30, 2006
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Loved the Grunka Lunka's with there awesome songs in Fry And The Slurm Factory
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shadowspy24
[10]Mar 30, 2006
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Bite my shiny metal ass!
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praetorfenix86
[11]Mar 30, 2006
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My only regret, is having boneitis.
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1337_Killer
[12]Apr 2, 2006
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"Spa 15: Reccomended by Dr. Zoidberg"

"Miracle Cream Episode: Fry: Hmm...let's see..."Ability to command loyal see creatures". Hey, Dr. Zoidberg, get your butt in here!

Dr. Zoidberg: Screw You!

Dr. Zoidberg: WO Wooo WooowOOoOo

I can't think of any great quotes *sigh*
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newerhaun
[13]Apr 4, 2006
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Fry: "Watch as I fire upward through our own shields!"
Bender: "He's a madman! A madman!"
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JTStarkiller
[14]Apr 6, 2006
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"And that solves the mystery of the missing ring!"
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fourengland8
[15]Apr 8, 2006
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leela: bender please lower the volume of your voice

Bender: No, you shut the hell up!!
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Pikea
[16]Apr 9, 2006
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This is hard, there are just so many.

I guess I'd choose this(can't remember episode):

It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched tv. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns and also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?

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9th_kyu_of_doom
[17]Apr 13, 2006
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Kiff: Sir, they're headed straight for us.
Zapp Brannigan: A well calculated move...straight out of Sun Tsu's ancient text, The Art of War...or my own master work, Zapp Brannigan's Big Book of War. But the one thing their captain doesn't realize, and never will is tha--
Kiff: Sir, they've docked with us and have come aboard.
Zapp Brannigan: Then I have risked all and lost...Kiff old man, I'll be in the escape pod. If that wicker chair I like survives the slaughter have it sent to my P.O. Box.
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toadiscool
[18]Apr 13, 2006
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Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto.
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hesel
[19]Apr 27, 2006
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Fry in the first episode "ive lost everything my family, my girlfriend and my job........ woooohoooo"
And steven hawkings quotes where he steals all of frys theroys such as his "fry hole".
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DoctorHair
[20]Apr 27, 2006
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"Oh your God!"
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