(The four monks take up kung fu positions. Leela jumps forward)
Leela: Hi-yah! You're order may be famous for its martial arts, but I've never met a holy man I couldn't clobber.
Monk: Actually, we only practice martial arts as a form of meditation. We are a strictly non-violent sect.
Leela: Oh. Then get in the laundry room or I'll kick your butts!