Roberto: Hi, Red!
Fry: (scared) Roberto! W-What are you doing here??
Roberto: I got busted robbing that bank again.
Fry: W-why would you hold up the same bank twice??
Roberto: Ah, that first time was just to shake up the joint and rob it a little... What's the matter? You scared??
Fry: (nervously) N-n-n-
Roberto: Noticeably? I'll say. Now stand back, I gotta practice my stabbing! (jabs knife and makes kung-fu style shouts)
Fry: No! Please! Help! Stop it! Police!
(Bender bangs on wall behind Fry.)
Bender: (behind wall) Hey, keep it down in there; I'm tuning my banjo!
(Banjo music plays as Fry begins to whimper.)
Roberto: Geez, Red... Quit cowering. You call yourself a robot??
(continues jabbing and shouting)
Fry: I'm not a robot! I'M NOT A ROBOT!!! (screams like a lunatic)