Bender: You are one narrow minded spaceship, Planet Express Ship.
Ship: Whoa, whoa! Why should my tax money pay for art I find offensive?
Bender: Would you censor the Venus de Venus just because you can see her spewers?
Ship: Oh, it's filthy! Why not create a national endowment for strip clubs while we're at it?
Bender: Why not, indeed?
Leela: Bender! Ship! Stop bickering or I'm gonna come back there and change your opinions manually.