Fry: What's happening? Space cow?
Leela: The ship's just taking the break-up a little hard... She's nuts!
Ship: In a few moments, the power of 10 billion black holes will smush me and Bender together into a beautiful eternal quantum singularity.
Bender: Uh, you don't need to kill us, Planet Express Ship... because... I love you. Oh, yeah, baby! I feel like doing stuff for you and stuff.
Ship: Hmm. I don't believe you. If you really wanted to be with me, you'd merge your programming with mine.
Bender: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Slow down! All my friends who've done that said that afterwards all the passion went out of their relationship.