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Abraham Lincoln’s Head / Malfunctioning Eddie / Thundercougarfalconbird Salesman
Philip J. Fry / Professor Hubert Farnsworth / Dr. Zoidberg / Zapp Brannigan / Tow Truck Driver / Judge
Petunia / Fembot
Hermes Conrad / Mechanic
When Petunia tells Fry she can't kiss him because she lost her teeth pulling a stump it's completely obvious she has a mouth full of teeth!
Can labels seen in the planet express closet: Emergency Beans, and Condensed Milt
Opening theme promotion: NOT BASED ON THE NOVEL BY JAMES FENIMORE COOPER
Cooper is most famous for his novel "Last of the Mohicans."
Zoidberg's human anatomy chart is upside-down.
Larry (Mom's #2 son) and Leela's ex-boss are in the line outside the Dating Service, along with Hattie, the cat lady.
Out of 994 Bending Units made, only 90 didn't get recalled.
Amy's compact sounds like a Star Trek communicator.
When on Mercury, Fry and Amy pass Hg's Fuel. Hg is the atomic symbol for Mercury.
Why does Bender's Computer Dating Service sign have such crude hand-lettering? Doesn't he have any good fonts installed?
At the end, Dr Zoidberg puts Fry's head back onto his body. Fry is wearing his trousers at first, but later in the scene he is suddenly wearing shorts when Leela comes in.
Amy : It worked! They totally think we're making out!
Fry : Yea! (He and Amy begin juggling)...Hey, why aren't we making out?
Amy : I don't know.
Bender: Yep, everything worked out great thanks to good old Bender.
Leela: Come on! It's not like you intentionally set us up with bad dates so we'd spend Valentine's Day together.
Bender: Didn't I, Leela? Didn't I?
Leela: No! You didn't! You just corralled a bunch of stiffs at the bus station and pocketed our money!
Bender: True. But in the end, isn't that what Valentine's Day is really all about?
Fry: I guess so.
Farnsworth: I still don't understand why you wouldn't let me graft a laser cannon onto your chest. To crush those who disobey you... But I guess we're just two different people.
Zoidberg: There you are, good as new. Except for your dorsal fin. I'm afraid I couldn't find it after the crash.
Fry: Can I live without it?
Zoidberg: If you call that living.
Gary: I'm a banking industry regulator.
Leela: Really? Y'know, I heard that banking industry regulations are really very simple.
Gary: Oh, no, that's not true. You see, modern banking regulations are a product of five different regulatory traditions. Six if you wanna get technical.
Leela: Oh, I do.
Leela: Why, if it isn't my favourite head on Amy's body: Fry.
Fry: Wait, come back, uh, darling.
Petunia: Can't, hon', I gotta catch my bus back to Nutley. I'd kiss you goodnight but I lost my teeth pulling out a stump.
Sal: So anyways, Leela, I'd love to take a whack at ya but that 10:15 to Nutley ain't goin' nowheres without yours truly behinds the wheel.
Petunia: Excuse me, did you say "10:15 to Nutley"?
Sal: Why, yes I dids.
Leela: Bender! Did you just round up our dates at the bus station?
Bender: Of course not.
Sal: Anybodys else for Nutley?
Bender's customers get up and head for the door
Petunia: So tell me about your prospects. You a good gambler?
Fry: Well, ma'am, I-
Petunia: What's your game? Bingo? Keno? Wait a minute! You don't have your own body.
Fry: No, but I control this arm.
Petunia: Slots player, huh? Sorry, but I think I can do better.
Bender: Leela, meet your future husband Sal.
Sal: Nice eyeball, eyeball.
Leela: Nice ass, ass.
Bender: Now how about a rose for the lady? Five bucks a pop!
Gary: I'll take one.
Fry: Oh, yeah? Well I want one too.
Bender: Eight bucks.
Fry: But you just said-
Bender: Demand suddenly skyrocketed. You all saw it!
Fry: She seems a little old for me.
Bender: She is well-travelled. And I don't mean she travels a lot!
Amy: C'mon in, Gary! I'll just be another 20 minutes.
Gary: I'll be waiting.
Fry: 20 minutes? You're practically ready now!
Amy: Yeah, but it's good to make them wait a little.
Fry: Oh, God, it's true!
Bender: I got your hook-up, Fry. Now, my usual fee's 500 bucks, but seeing as how it's you, I'll need it in advance.
Fry: Why exactly did you shave your legs anyway? Are you expecting something to happen with your Valentine's date?
Amy: What business is it of yours?
Fry: Then I have no choice but to do something so pitiful and embarrassing that I'm ashamed to tell you about it.
Leela: Bender's in his office.
Fry: This is an emergency. Amy made Valentine's plans with some goon and I'm gonna be stuck there, lonely and miserable. Will you be my date, please?
Leela: You're too late, Fry. I'm sharing Valentine's Day with a very special man. He's not Zapp Brannigan or anything!
Bender: Are you familiar with my friend Al Gore? I'm tellin' you, losers get really desperate around Valentine's Day.
Fry: Hey, I can get a date too. Now that I'm single, I'll attract all sorts of women!
Amy: With my body I think you might only attract one sort of woman.
Amy: You're breaking up with me?
Fry: I just think we should start seeing other people.
Amy: But, I was really having fun. If that's how you feel
Fry: I'm sorry, but it is.
Amy: Well, whatever. Hey, listen, as long as we're not seeing each other, you mind if I ask someone else out for Valentine's Day?
Zoidberg: Fry? Are you alright?
Fry: Ow! My head is killing me. What happened? Was anybody hurt?
Zoidberg: No, no, no, no, no, of course not. Nobody but you. I'm afraid your body was badly damaged in the crash.
Fry: How badly?
Zoidberg: That's it over there.
Fry: Amy, you know how at first you like chocolate but then you start to get tired of it because it always wants to hang out with you?
Amy: Huh? You don't like chocolate?
Fry: Look, could chocolate just let me finish?
Amy: So, ready for a secluded picnic with just you and me?
Fry: Hey, you know who loves secluded picnics with just you and me? Uh, Dr. Zoidberg.
Zoidberg: Did someone say something about a free hot meal?
Amy: So, Fry, you busy tomorrow? I got two tickets to the big ape fight.
Fry: Jeez, we're already planning to spend Valentine's Day together. Isn't that enough?
Amy: OK, sure. What do you wanna do for Valentine's Day?
Fry: Oh, so all of a sudden we're spending Valentine's Day together?
Leela: I think you're over reacting.
Fry: Am I? Am I? Face it, I'm a prize catch. [He belches.] I mean, I'm pulling down delivery boy money.
Leela: Fry, she's pulling down billionaire trust-fund money.
Fry: Then she wants me as a trophy husband.
Fry: I'm doing my job, there's Amy; I spend a few hours selecting a candy from the machine, there's Amy; I wake up the morning after sleeping with Amy, there's Amy!
Fry: Don't you get it? She's smothering me.
Fry: You see? You see? Now she's bothering me when I'm at work.
Fry: Everything was going great. Then, all of a sudden, she's talking about hanging out. Hanging out? She's getting way too serious. I'm not a one woman man, Leela.
Leela: You'll be back to zero soon enough.
Fry: Wow! We're great kissers!
Amy: Yeah! Hey, later, you wanna drive out to Europa? We could have a picnic and spit watermelon seeds at Jupiter.
Fry: Hey, yeah! I used to spit at stuff back in the 20th century.
Bender: OK, Mister...?
Zapp: Uh, Smith! Zapp Smith. Uh, Brannigan.
Hermes: Fry! Amy! Put your pants back on! I need a stapler.
Zoidberg: Stop! Stop! If you interrupt the mating dance the male will become enraged and maul us with his fearsome gonad.
Zoidberg: You're both very lucky. I'd pay anything to end my miserable loneliness. If only I weren't so desperately poor.
Bender: Wait. You mean people will pay good money for romance? Hmm. I think I have a scheme so deviously clever that I-
Scene cuts to Courtroom
Judge: $500 and time served.
Bender: Stupid anti-pimping laws!
Hermes: Well I think Amy and Fry go together like a lime and coconut.
Farnsworth: Do I hear wedding bells?
Fry: What? No!
Farnsworth: Really? Oh, dear.
Leela: Bender! Romance isn't about money.
Bender: Oh, so it's just coincidence that Zoidberg here is desperately poor and miserably lonely? Puh-lease!
Leela: For your information, it's because he's hideous.
Bender: Congratulations, Fry, you snagged the perfect girlfriend. Amy's rich, she's probably got other characteristics.
Amy: We ran out of fuel on Mercury and one thing led to another.
Fry: And it led there again when we got home.
Hermes: Which concludes the summary of the movie I saw last night. Now, any old business?
Hermes: Any new business?
Hermes:Anyone spend the night together?
Amy: You know, Fry, it's nice to find someone I can talk to about stuff, and junk.
Fry: Yeah, it's like we feel the same way about junk and stuff, or, whatever.
Amy: It'll be a couple hours. Oh, I'm gonna get sweat on my sweat-suit.
Fry: Hey, tell me something: You've got all this money, how come you always dress like you're doing your laundry?
Amy: I guess 'cause my parents keep telling me to be more ladylike. As though!
Fry: I've been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the Pope?
Amy: It's OK, I have an emergency phone.
She picks up a make-up case and applies blusher to her cheeks.
Fry: What are you doing?
Amy: Spluh! It's a video-phone.
Amy: Hey, I'm taking my new car out for a spin to Mercury. Anybody wanna come?
Fry: Yeah, OK. What's the weather like?
Amy: The usual: Boiling lead, oceans of lava.
Fry: So, what? Shorts?
Fry: Well, since neither of us has a date, why don't we...?
Leela: You just assume I can't get a Valentine's date?
Fry: Shall we say eight o'clock?
Leela: Hermes, who were you yelling at?
Hermes: Myself. I asked myself a Valentine's Day off, but I was in no mood for any of my shenanigans.
Amy: Smeesh, Leela! This car has everything a beautiful woman like me needs. Victor said so.
Victor: No dog food for Victor tonight.
Leela: OK, the sticker says 55,000, but we'll only go as high as, say-
Victor: Oh, I will have to ask my manager.
Leela: Amy, you don't go up from the sticker price.
Amy: I thought it was an auction.
Victor (comes back from manager): He is not too happy.
Amy: I'm sorry. 80,000?
Bender: You, sir, have defaced a national treasure! I demand you restore my buttocks to their former glory.
Mechanic: Alright. But sooner or later that ass is gonna blow, and when it does, I just pray you're not moonin' someone you care about.
Salesman: Spotted her the minute you walked in, didn't you, sir? She's a real beauty.
Fry: Yup, she's beautiful coffee alright.
Salesman: No, the Ford Thundercougarfalconbird! Nothing makes you feel more like a man than a Thundercougarfalconbird. So how much were you thinking of spending on this Thundercougarfalconbird?
Fry: Sorry, I'm not here to buy.
Salesman: I understand, and it's wonderful you don't care whether anyone questions your sexual orientation.
Fry: I care! I care plenty! I just don't know how to make them stop!
Salesman: One word: Thundercougarfalconbird!
Victor: Hello, I am Victor and I know many things about the art of unloading fine cars on beautiful women.
Leela: Uh-huh. Now tell us she's witty and sophisticated.
Victor: Ah-ah-ah! A gentleman always sells a lady a car first.
Bender: Mind if I tag along? I gotta bring my ass in for servicing. The recall notice says it could burst into flames in a low-speed collision.
Fry: No wonder you've been staying at the back of conga lines lately.
Amy: Hey, let's go car shopping! My parents promised if I got all B's they'd buy me a bar, and I got all C's!
Lincoln: Four score and 1145 years ago our forefathers' foreheads conceived a new nation.
Washington: And this Presidents' Day we honoureth those values that my body fought and died for.
Malfunctioning Eddie: Values like this brand new Plymouth V'Ger! Hi, I'm Malfunctioning Eddie and I'm malfunctioning so badly I'm practically giving these cars away!
Leela: How much?
Bender: Zapp Brannigan OK?
Fry: This AC is incredible, I better turn on the heater too. This heater is incredible, I better turn up the AC.
Amy (talking to Fry): When ever I get lonely, I can look over my shoulder at this disfiguring scar and think of you.
Victor: The seats are stuffed with eagle down, and the dashboard is made form the beaks of a thousand eagles. Also, there are some eagles under the floorboards
Amy: That's an awful lot of eagle.
Victor: Yes, and yet (sighs)
Amy: What's wrong?
Victor: It is just, the luxury edition has so much more eagle. It saddens me to think of you missing out.
Fry: Valentine's Days coming? Oh, crap. I forgot to get a girlfriend again.
Fry: You're using an awful lot of makeup there.
Amy: This is deodorant.
Fry: What does it do?
Bender: Ah, computer dating. It's a lot like pimping, only you don't have to use the phrase, 'Upside your head.'
Leela: Bender, who would go to you for date advice?
Bender: Don't make me go upside your head!
Hookerbot: Honey, we love you!
Bender: Shut up baby, I know it!
Bender's sign says "Discreet and Discrete."
Discreet: Respecting privacy / maintaining silence about something of a delicate nature.
Discrete: Not joined to another / separate.
The song playing at the beginning of Fry and Amy's trip to Europa is "Moons of Jupiter" by Scruffy the Cat.
The car Amy buys is a "Beta Romeo". This is a reference to the Italian automobile manufacturer Alfa Romeo (founded in 1910). 'Alfa' is pronounced the same way as the first letter of the Greek alphabet, 'Alpha' and 'Beta' is the second letter of the Greek alphabet.
Amy belongs to the Septuple-A (The Austro-Afro-Antarctico-Amerasian Auto Association) which is like present-day Triple-A (The American Auto Association.)
LOOK HARD: In the supply cupboard, there are two binders/books/boxes labelled 'P' and 'NP' in the bottom left of the picture. Quick reference to P and NP problems.
2010: (the sequel to 2001)
The big black monolith near Europa (with an "Out of Order" sign) is a reference to the sequel to 2001, 2010.
Commercial: Chrysler Cordoba
Latin Lothario Victor resembles Ricardo Montalbán from the Chrysler Cordoba ads.
Star Trek: The Motion Picture
One of the cars for sale is the "Plymouth V'ger", a reference to the Plymouth Voyager minivan, and the V'ger villain in Star Trek: The Motion Picture.
Title: Put Your Head on My Shoulder
The episode's title is a reference to a 1959 hit song of the same name by Paul Anka.
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