Bender: Calculon, as your hot water heater... I would be remiss if I didn't bring you scripts that could make you an international film star.
Calculon: Of course. Tell me about the project.
Zoidberg: It's a movie.
Calculon: Interesting. Tell me more.
Bender: Get this: For a scant $1 million investment, you can be the star.
Bender: And, uh, I guarantee it'll win you an Oscar.
Calculon: An Oscar, you say? That would get me out of this festering rat's nest called "television" once and for all. Let me see the script... No. No, I don't like the font. Wait! Harold Zoid? Was this written by the Harold Zoid?
Zoidberg: Written and Xeroxed.