Gypsy: According to this ancient read-me file, your only hope is to destroy the original were-car.
Bender: I'm with you.
Gypsy: In its death throes, the dread car will beam out the virus's uninstall program, thus ridding you of the curse.
Bender: And otherwise I can never die?
Gypsy: Who said that? Sure you can die.
(Pulls out laser gun)
Gypsy: You want to die?
Bender: No! I wanna live! There's still too many things I don't own!