Bender: Who is that God-like figure?
Fry: It's my brother, Yancy! And there, in his lapel, my seven-leaf clover! I knew he stole it.
Leela: Hold the phone. If that's Yancy, why does the inscription say Philip J. Fry?
Fry: Wait a second. That's my name! Good Lord. He ditched his goofy name and stole mine!
Bender: Apparently this brave Adonis, this Cadillac of men, was the first person on Mars.
Fry: First person on Mars? I should have been the first person on Mars. He stole my clover, he stole my name and he stole my life. [He punches the statue.] And now he broke my hand!
Bender: His legend lives on.