Zapp Branigan and Richard Nixon get billions of dollars so they decide to give everyone on Earth $300 as a tax rebate. Fry decides to buy 100 cups of coffee. Zoidberg thinks he's rich and can't decide what to buy. Amy gets a talking tattoo. Leela gets to swim with a whale for ten minutes. Bender gets a burglar kit and breaks into a store and steals a $10,000 cigar. Scruffy gets a new haircut. Hermes gets super high stilts for Dwight. Kif gets Amy a watch and a hover bike for the day. They are flying over the whale that Leela gets to swim with and the watch falls into the whale's mouth. Leela has an idea. She makes the whale eat a bunch of rotten fish. Then the whale throws up and Amy gets the watch back. Then everyone gets invited to a party. Zoidberg's sad because he can't buy anything that rich people buy, like art and golf etc. He goes outside in an alley and buys some homeless people about 100 turkey dogs. Meanwhile, Fry is on his 99th cup of coffee. He's really hyper. Bender starts to smoke his cigar. By mistake he drops it and everything starts catching on fire. Fry is done his 99th cup, and now on his 100th cup. He is moving super fast and he saves everyone. They all have a huge turkey dog supper outside in the alley.