Futurama

Season 3 Episode 2

War Is the H-Word

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Aired Wednesday 10:00 PM Nov 26, 2000 on Comedy Central

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    • Bender: Hello. We're here because we, uh, love our planet!
      Recruitment Officer: Sign here on the dotted line, patriots, and I'll give you your discount cards.
      Fry: Just out of curiosity, we could use the cards to buy gum, then immediately quit the army, right?
      Bender: You know, playing you all for chumps?
      Recruitment Officer: Correct.

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