Futurama

Season 3 Episode 2

War Is the H-Word

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Aired Wednesday 10:00 PM Nov 26, 2000 on Comedy Central

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    • Leela: I wanna enlist. My friends always die if I'm not there to save them.
      Zapp: Sorry, but the army's instituted a men-only policy.
      Leela: What?
      Zapp: It's shameful, I agree. In the olden days, I proudly fought alongside female troops, shoulder to, uh, shoulder. Alas, after a series of deadly blunders caused by distracting low-cut fatigues and lots of harmless pinching, the army decided women weren't fit for service. Not when I'm in charge.

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