Futurama

Season 3 Episode 2

War Is the H-Word

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Aired Wednesday 10:00 PM Nov 26, 2000 on Comedy Central

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    • Zapp: What's your name, private?
      Leela: Lee... La... man. La Man... Lemon! Lee Lemon, sir.
      Zapp: Lemon, you're a man's man. You're a man's man's man. More importantly, your hand, while firm and masculine, is soft as a velvet child. What lotion do you use?
      Leela: Pert and Popular, sir.
      Zapp: Roger that. Kif, get me ten cases of Pert and Popular.
      Kif: What shall I do with your Jergens, sir?
      Zapp: Squirt it on some homeless man with dry elbows.

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