Season 3 Episode 2

War Is the H-Word

Aired Wednesday 10:00 PM Nov 26, 2000 on Comedy Central



  • Quotes

    • Bender: Bender's got the upper hand now. The name of the game is "Make Bender Happy Or He Blows Up The Planet". I'd rather die and take everybody with me than sit here one more minute listening to these idiots talk about bouncing!
      Brain Ball: Please, stay calm. There's no need to bounce of the handle.
      Bender: That's it, I'm saying it! "A" is for-
      Brain Ball: Wait, stop! We give in to all of Earth's demands. The war is over. Our home planet is yours.
      Fry: Alright! Hey, wait a minute! This is your home planet? We're the evil, invading aliens?
      Brain Ball #2: Correct.
      Bender: Then I guess you learned a valuable lesson: Don't mess with Earth.
      Brain Ball: May you bounce in peace.
      Bender: Get the hell off my planet.