Season 2 Episode 9

Why Must I Be a Crustacean in Love

Aired Wednesday 10:00 PM Feb 06, 2000 on Comedy Central



  • Quotes

    • Fry: OK, you're on a date. What's the first thing you do?
      Zoidberg: Ask her to mate with me.
      Fry: No. Tell her she's special.
      Zoidberg: But she's not. She's merely the female with the largest clutch of eggs.
      Fry: Well, tell her that. And then?
      Zoidberg: Then mating.
      Fry: No. Make up some feelings and tell her you have them. (Zoidberg raises his hand) Yes?
      Zoidberg: Is "desire to mate" a feeling?
      Fry: You're not even trying!