Season 2 Episode 8

Xmas Story

Aired Wednesday 10:00 PM Dec 19, 1999 on Comedy Central



  • Quotes

    • Salesman: Best? Well that's a matter of opinion. I personally like the Electric Snail.
      Fry: That's a stupid animal. You're stupid! I said I want the best one. Now which costs more? The parrot or the Stink Lizard?
      Salesman: The lizards are a buck each, the parrot is $500.
      Fry: That's a hell of a good parrot. Although, I could get 500 lizards for the same price. Girls like swarms of lizards, right?
      Salesman: Sir, the store is closing in two minutes.
      Fry: Alright, I'll take the 500 lizards. No, wait, yes. No. Yes. Yes. Yes! The parrot!