Game of Thrones

Season 3 Episode 8

Second Sons

Aired Sunday 9:00 PM May 19, 2013 on HBO



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Joffrey Baratheon: Time for the bedding ceremony!
      Tyrion Lannister: (drunkenly)There will be no bedding ceremony.
      Joffrey Baratheon: Where's your respect for tradition, uncle? Come, everyone! Pick her up, and carry her to her wedding bed! Get rid of her gown, she won't be needing it any longer! Ladies, attend to my uncle! He's not heavy!
      Tyrion Lannister: There will be no bedding ceremony.
      Joffrey Baratheon: There will be if I command it! (Tyrion defiantly stabs the table with a dagger, startling both Joffrey and the crowd)
      Tyrion Lannister: Then you'll be fucking your own bride with a wooden cock!
      Joffrey Baratheon: (as Tywin gets to his feet) What did you say? What...did you...SAY?!?
      Tywin Lannister: I believe we can dispense with the bedding ceremony, Your Grace. I'm sure Tyrion did not mean to threaten the king.
      Tyrion Lannister: (laughs) A bad joke, Your Grace. Made out of envy of your own royal manhood. Mine is so small, my poor wife won't even know I'm there.
      Tywin Lannister: Your uncle is clearly quite drunk, Your Grace.
      Tyrion Lannister: I am...guilty. But...but it is my wedding night. My tiny junk cock and I have a job to do. Come, wife. I vomited on a girl once. Middle of the act. Not proud of it. But I think honesty is important between a man and wife. Don't you agree? Come, I'll tell you all about it. Put you in the mood.

    • Davos Seaworth: I think that mothers and fathers made up the Gods so their children would sleep through the night.

    • Cersei Lannister: (to Margaery Tyrell) If you ever call me sister again, I'll have you strangled in your sleep.

    • Daenerys Targaryen: I'd like to talk to the Titan's Bastard about winning.
      Barristan Selmy: He may not agree to meet.
      Daenerys Targaryen: He will. A man who fights for gold can't afford to lose to a girl.

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