Tyrion Lannister: (to his sister Cersei) I will hurt you for this. A day will come when you think you're safe and happy, and your joy will turn to ashes in your mouth. And you will know the debt is paid.
Tyrion Lannister: The Lord of Light wants his enemies burned. The Drowned God wants them drowned. Why are all the gods such vicious cunts? Where is the god of tits and wine?
Lord Varys: In the Summer Isles, they worship a fertility goddess with sixteen teats.
Tyrion Lannister: You should sail there immediately.
Lord Varys: And if Stannis does attack the Mud Gate, what is our plan?
Bronn: We could throw books at his men.
Lord Varys: We don't have that many books.
Bronn: We don't have that many men either.
Yara Greyjoy: (to her brother Theon) Don't die so far from the sea.
The episode won an Emmy Award for Outstanding Costumes for a Series.