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Dr.Garbonzo bean No one will laugh at me ever again! (Laughs) Who's laughing? Oh, it's me.
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Garfield: We have to find the real Odie. (bangs on the head of the robot Odies)
Jon: Trying to find one that isn't metal?
Garfield: No, trying to find one that's empty.
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(Garfield hears Odie and bangs on a trash can lid to get Jon's attention)
Jon: Did you find Odie.
(Garfield points to inside the building and Jon goes inside)
Garfield: Lassie, eat your heart out.
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(Jon and Garfield look for Odie in front of the restaurant)
Jon: Were you here, Garfield?
Owner: Stay away, keep you cat away from here, Arbuckle!
Jon: Yep, I guess you were here.
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Jon: Here's some water for ya boy.
(the robot Odie drinks some water and explodes)
Garfield: That's the way Jon's cooking affects me too, fella.
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(sees Odie at the end of the table)
Garfield: Shoving Odie off the table. Thats not nice, but it's something to do.
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Sid:(cries) I'm ruined! I'm wiped out! I'm totally insolvent!
Garfield: False advertisment, you didn't have all I could eat. I hope he restocks before dinner time. I'm hungry.
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Dr. Bean: Ohh, here's my latest and greatest invention since the cast iron mattress, the robot dog.
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Dr. Bean: They laughed at me when I addressed the scientific convention. Oh, they laughed but they will not laugh at me next time. Ohh and why will they not laugh? Well, I'll tell me because I'll wear pants but also I'll unveil my invention.
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Sid: (greets customer) Welcome to all you can eat buffet and..(sees Garfield) No! Not that cat again! (boards up door) He's not getting in! The last time he was here all he left were the napkin holders!
Garfield: (appears inside the restaurant) Wrong, I left six ice cubes and a fig.
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Garfield: What's wrong with this picture?