-
(After wrapping Nermal in a package)
Garfield: Odie, Tongue! (Odie licks the sheet of stamps Garfield shows) Thanks, I always knew you was good for something.
-
Garfield: Home! Step on it!
Jon: What happened?
Garfield: I think I graduated.
-
Jon: (To mailman) Hey, I've been wondering. Why don't you bring the mail up to the hou- (Mailman makes a angry face) Oh, right still have the cat.
-
Garfield: No kidding? She was thrown out of the Marines for what?
Clyde: Unnecessary roughness.
-
Garfield: Imagine, Thinking I would mail Nermal to Abu Dhabi again. (Odie Barks inside the box) Be Quiet Odie. You'll like the Yukon.
-
Jon: Don't you realize how wrong it was to try and mail Nermal to Abu Dhabi?
Garfield: You're right. Egypt's further.
-
[Walking along the ceiling and wall]
Garfield: It takes real sharp claws to do this. We're professionals. Don't try this at home.