Jon: You guys enjoy, I am going to skip dinner. I need to lose a few pounds
Garfield: If it takes you 8 seconds to get to the table, you might miss dinner.
Sylvia: Have you decided what you will like? Jon: I will have the turkey, my dog will have the beef. Garfield: And I`ll have the rest.
Jon: Boy, I am hungry, but I need to go on a diet. Announcer: Do you need to go on a diet? Jon: How come my TV always knows what I am thinking? Garfield: Just be glad someone does.
(While getting dinner out of the oven) Jon: When an airplane travels faster than the speed of sound, a shockwave is created that is commonly known as a sonic boom. That's amzaing, that an airplane can go so fast to created a sonic boom. I wonder what they sound like. (calls for Garfield) Garfield, dinner! (Garfield arrives for his dinner, but his speed creates a sonic boom.) Jon: I guess that what they sound like.
Jon: How come my TV always knows what I'm thinking? Garfield: Just be glad somebody does.
Sylvia: How did you find your turkey? Jon: I moved a cranberry and there it was.
(Jon confronts Sylvia about her diet food) Jon: Ms. Svelte, your food is terrible. You want to know how terrible it is? Sylvia: How terrible is it? Jon: (points at Garfield) HE won't eat it. Garfield: And that's pretty terrible.
The episode title is a paraphrase of the famous saying "Haste makes waste."
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