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The weasel: I don't care about any bunny rabbits. I'm here for chickens. (Remembering what Wade told him) Shouldn't that be "The Bunny Rabbits are coming."?
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Wade: The bunny rabbits is coming! The bunny rabbits is coming! The rabbits is coming!
Orson: Shouldn't that be "The bunny rabbits ARE coming!"?
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Wade: The bunny rabbits is coming! The bunny rabbits is coming! (to the audience) What are you doing just sitting there, watching TV? Don't you know that the bunny rabbits is coming?!
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Roy: Orson! The chickens is missing!
Orson: Shouldn't that be the chickens are missing? You see, chickens is plural, so of course you need a plural verb--
Roy: Oh, great! The weasel has the chickens, and you're teaching grammar!
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Wade: Oh, worry. There will be bad news in the mail for me today, I just know it.
Orson: There's no mail for you, Wade.
Wade: No mail? The news is so bad they couldn't write and tell me about it?
Orson: Here's a letter.
Wade: I knew it! Bad news for me.
Orson: But it's for me.
Wade: They sent you my bad news?