Garfield: Question #2: Jon is supposed to pick up a beautiful lady for a date at 8:00. When he gets home, he will be: A: Proud of how charming he was, B: Hopelessly in love, or C: In plenty of time for the 9:00 news. And the correct answer is "C." Jon Arbuckle dates do not last long. I sometimes use them to time soft-boiled eggs.
Garfield: All right, get out you pencils and,- Mouse: And, make sure their Shlocko Pencils! Shlocko Pencil write in any language. English. French. Spansh. Even Pig Latin. Shlocko pencil write long sentences. Short sentences. Vowels. Consentence. Garfield: All right! Enough! Cut! The cat had his fill on this! Soory folks. It's not like we have enough commercials on this show.
Garfield: Question #3: The average doggy tongue is: A: 6 inches long, B: 12 inches long, or C: Easily mistaken for a freeway? C! Easily mistaken for a freeway! Especially since Odie's nose looks like an off-ramp.
Garfield: Our next question is about lasagna! After removing lasagna from the oven, it'll stay fresh for A: 24 hours, B: 12 hours, or C: It does not matter. It's gone in 19 seconds? The correct answer is always C, if ya hadn't noticed by now.
The answer to each question Garfield asks (minus the last one, which is up to you) is C.
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Aired 5/19/91
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