Fred: Hey when's lunch time around here, and will thir be any after you eat? Orson: (Laughs Sarcasticly) Let me show you how to get on my good side. Fred: I know! Go down three blocks and, take a left!
Roy: Hey Sheldon, how do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Sheldon: I don't know, how? Roy: I'll tell you tomorrow.
Roy: (Apologizing for his remarks) Sheldon, I'm sorry I told you you were so dull you put coffee to sleep. (Starts giggling) Booker, I'm sorry I said you were so short that Show White could give you hand-me-downs. (Giggles louder, starts laughing) Wade, I'm sorry I said you were so cowardly you (laughing louder) needed to borrow a spine. (Laughs uncontrollably) And Lanolin, I'm....I'm...sorry I said....hahahahaha (breaks out into full, uncontrollable laughter, leaves hunched over, laughing) Wade: It's nice to have Roy back. (Everyone looks mad at Wade)
Roy: Hey Lanolin! You could make money with that mouth of yours. Lanolin: Really? Roy: Yeah, rent it out for a boat show.
Roy: You have a supreme court figure. No appeal!
Lanolin: Come on, pig! You said Roy's jokes were harmless! Orson: Well, I guess that's when they weren't about me.
Roy: (to Booker) I wouldn't say you're short, but you could pace around your room under the bed.
Roy: Hey Sheldon, know how how to keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Sheldon: No, how? Roy: I'll tell you tomorrow.
Fred Duck previoously appeared in Shy Fly Guy
Roy's book arrives from the Boffo Book Barn of Walla Walla, Washington
Roy's joke book is called 1001 Ways to Insult Your Friends.
Bo does not appear in this episode.
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Aired 5/19/91
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Aired 11/22/89
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Aired 5/8/87
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