Wade: I am in desperate need of a new face because I am SO ugly... Lanolin: HOW ugly are you? Wade: I'm so ugly, I have to sneak up on the mirror to shave!
Wade: I am SO ugly... Bo and Roy: HOW ugly are you? Wade: I am so ugly, I look worse than my driver's license photo!
Sheldon: (Orson's reading to them out of a phone book) What do you think, Booker? Booker: Well it's better than last night when he read us the zip code directory. Sheldon: I don't know, I kind of liked the part about 90048.
Wade: (as the ugly duckling) I am SO ugly... People: HOW ugly are you? Wade: I'm so ugly, I make a sundial crack. I scare scarecrows. When I enter a room, the mice jump on chairs!
The story Orson tells Booker and Sheldon is a mixture of The Ugly Duckling and the Wizard of Oz.
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