Garfield & Friends

Garfield: I just happen to have here a list of the Top 10 Reasons Why Dates With Jon Arbuckle Are So Short. Drum roll! (Bertie does a drum roll) Garfield: #10: Most women don't appreciate a dinner where a teenager asks: "Ya want fries with that?". #9: Women like being serenaded, but not in the middle of a movie. (Jon serenades in the middle of a movie, irking a lot of patrons) Garfield: #8: Pasta not intended for external use. Jon: Gee, I'm sorry. Now, hold still. Is that your earring or one of my meatballs? Garfield: #7: Romantic mood spoiled by phrase: "You may hafta get out and push.". (a woman pushes Jon's car off the mud with all her might) Jon: Keep going. It's almost starting. Garfield: #6: 3 words: No animal imitations! #5: Most women prefer adjoining seats at a concert. #4: Venus Flytrap plant makes lousy corsage. Jon: Gee, the man at the florist shop said you'd love it. Garfield: #3: Forgot to double-check if it really was a costume party. Jon: (dressed like Roy Rooster) Oh, no! I distinctly recall on my invitation, it said... Garfield: #2: Watching test pattern infinitely more fun than tales of winning High School Dodgeball Championship. Jon: Then he threw the ball at me, then I threw the ball at him, then he threw the ball at me, then I threw the ball at him, then he threw the ball at me, then I really threw the ball at him! Garfield: And the #1 Reason Why Dates With Jon Arbuckle Are Short: Sometimes forgets pants!