Garth Marenghi's Darkplace

Season 1 Episode 3

Skipper the Eye Child

Aired Thursday 10:30 PM Feb 12, 2004 on Channel 4



  • Quotes

    • Thornton Reed: Dag! Any thoughts?
      Rick Dagless: I... don't know anything about it. Besides, i think there are more important matters at present.
      Thornton Reed: Could you give me an example?
      Rick Dagless: Like hospital bloody hygiene, I went into the gents and there was a big pube stuck to the pipe so i had to use the one in 'E' wing.
      Lucien Sanchez: It's true! I went there two month-back and there was a piece of shit stuck to the seat!
      Rick Dagless: Well someones gonna have to pick that pube off the pipe and it ain't gonna be me!
      Liz Asher: Come on, surely we can talk about something more sanitary!
      Rick Dagless: As if your fanny never graced a pan!
      Lucien Sanchez: Whats crawled up your crack?
      Rick Dagless: She has! Shes so up herself!
      Lucien Sanchez: You shut your mouth, or so help me god i'll punch your lights out!
      Lucien Sanchez: Dunno what the hell's gotten into him! Come on Liz, i'll help you apply some more make-up.