Gary quits his nursing-home job to follow in Lewis and Clark's footsteps, but his plans change when his clueless pal Mike hitches a ride after fleeing an angry police officer.
Mike: (trying to be smooth) So, Mrs. Henderson, are you tired?
Mrs. Henderson: Excuse me.
Mike: 'Cause you've been running through my mind all day.
Gary: (pushing Mike toward the car) O.K. O.K. C'mon we gotta get going. We gotta go, now.
Mike: Later. (waving to Mrs. Henderson)Mrs. Henderson: God, I hope not.
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Mike: You know Sandy, I think I really need to gouge my eyes out.
Julie: Why?
Mike: Because then I could die knowing the last thing I saw was you, Sandy, the most beautiful thing on earth.
Julie: Oh, Mike, you are so romantic. By the way my name is Julie.
Mike: Right.
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The ExorcistPriest: The power of Christ compels you.
This line comes from the movie The Exorcist.
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DeliveranceMike: He means 'hurt us' in a squeel like a pig, Deliverance kinda way.
This is a referance to the Burt Reynolds/Ned Beatty movie, Deliverance, where a group of canoeist are sexually assualted by hillbillies.
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Lewis & Martin
Whenever Mike talks about the Lewis & Clark Trail, he says Lewis & Martin. This is a reference to Jerry Lewis and Dean Martin and thier buddy pictures of the 50's and 60's.
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