Mike: (speaking to that appears to be a Dr. holding lottery tickets) Hey, hey. You a doctor? Doctor: Not if these tickets pay off, kiddo. (kisses lottery tickets) Mike: I need you to look at my friend over there. His head's as big as Rosie O'Donnell's.
Jerry Springer: So, how's it goin' boys? Mike: Man, I am so f(bleep)ing psyched! You f(bleep)ing rock you genius mother f(bleep)er! (laughs) Sorry, Jerry, I just always wanted to do that, y'know.
Even though they refer to the host as Jerry Springer, the show is called "The Jerry Show", not "The Jerry Springer Show".
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