Gary Unmarried

Dennis: (opening the oven) Baseball cards are done.

Allison: He's right. I don't want to get married. Gary: Sure you do. Yes you do. Look how handsome this guy is. You love him, he loves you and he's just two titanium hips away from walking down the aisle.

Allison: Walter, are you alright? Krandall: Oh no, I'm fine. I've never been good at storming out. I've small feet and a high centre of gravity.

Louise: Tommy, I've got no clue what is going on here, but we got sugar for breakfast.

Allison: Gary. I would be your landlord. Gary: Yes you would. You'd be my landlord and if I fell behind with the rent you could just throw me out in the dead of winter. You would love that. Allison: I would love that.

Allison: Gary, did you shave in the kitchen sink a while ago? Gary: Yes I did. Don't worry though, mostly my face.

Tommy: The coach slapped me on the shoulder and told me he could use someone like me on defense. I'm starting next week and I don't even know what sport I'm playing.

Tommy: I don't know if you've noticed or not but Marjorie's kind of hot. Gary: The law doesn't really let me have this conversation with you, but I understand the words you're saying.

Tommy: So, see you tomorrow at school? Marjorie: Yes. Promise me you're going to have lunch with me. I don't want to eat by myself. Tommy: Okay. Tomorrow's meatloaf day. So I'll bring a beaujolais.

Krandall: Are you aware that Tom just left the house with a grown woman? Allison: Oh, she's 15, Walter. Krandall: Was she sent from some island to protect mankind?

Gary: Alright, here's some money, okay. Tommy: Do I give it to her now, or when we come home?

Gary: Hey son, when you leaving for the big dance? Tommy: As soon as cow-zilla rips the roof off and plucks me out.

Gary: (to Allison) I feel like I've just passed a 120 lb kidney stone, that says she's 110.