Gary Unmarried

Season 1 Episode 16

Gary Uses His Veto

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Aired Wednesday 8:30 PM Mar 11, 2009 on CBS

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    • Connie: (about Louise) The point is, you should be celebrating the fact that you both had a hand in creating this incredibly, wonderfully talented child.
      Gary: You're right, Connie.
      Allison: Thanks, Mom, that's a sweet thing to say.
      Connie: I would have killed to have a child with a fraction of this talent.

    • Gary: (about Allison and Connie) Great. It's the two Horsemen of the Apocalypse.
      Charlie: It was Gary's idea. He told me if I didn't play along I'd lose my social security.

    • Louise: I still feel weird about skipping cello practice.
      Gary: Well we all do things we feel weird about that might be wrong. After a while that feeling goes away.
      Charlie: And if the feeling goes away, was it ever really wrong?

    • Charlie: Look at me, gary. What do you see?
      Gary: A guy with a moustache that's mostly nose hair.

    • Gary: Don't beat yourself up about it, Tom, okay?
      Tommy: No, but that guy seemed really mad about his windshield.
      Gary: Alright, look, forget about it. He'll get over it. Bentley - very common car.

    • Golfer: So how long has your daughter been playing?
      Gary: Including today? One minute.

    • Tommy: What makes you think I'm going to like golf so much?
      Charlie: Because every guy loves golf. Hey, you're walking around in the great outdoors. Drinking beer. You're cussing.
      Tommy: I like the hell out of that!

    • Gary: Let's get Tommy interested in golf. Can we play?
      Connie: Alright. But no beer, no cigars and it wouldn't kill you to walk the course.
      Charlie: If it would, I'd walk it.

    • Gary: How come you didn't practise this earlier? You know.
      Louise: Well, I had choir practice after school, then volleyball, then I had to study for my geography test and then I had my math dinner.
      Gary: That's too much stuff, Louise. When are you going to take the time to be a kid?
      Louise: In my late thirties, like you.

    • Gary: Louise, why are you practising so late?
      Louise: I'm sorry, Dad. I forgot this was your TV time.
      Gary: Alright, look, you know, I got the premium package, I told you. If I don't watch 5 hours of TV a day, I'm throwing money out the window.

    • Gary: I did it Charlie! I am a golf dad!
      Charlie: You know Tiger Woods bought his parents a mansion, and cars and trips. I know I am just the grandfather,but Louise knows I love her right?

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