General Hospital: Night Shift

Spinelli: Sweet Angel of Mercy, I... I kneel before you... [giggles] um, naked... uh, metaphorically naked with heart unguarded to propose a date... a date... an-an-an-an evening that will live on in memory... drinks, dinner... video games... [Sounds of record scratching] Toussaint: Video games? Spinelli: Yeah, well, I want to impress the fair Jolene on our first official date... uh, maybe, our only date. But she... she will be mine once she sees my prowess with a joystick. Toussaint: The words should go through your brain before they go through your mouth.

Jordan: Thing have gotten away from you. Ford: Well, a few unfortunate incidents have occurred. Jordan: An ambulance exploded, char-broiling the woman inside. Ford: A tank of nitrous oxide was mistaken... Jordan: Your top cardiologist nealry opened the wrong end of some poor slob. Two other patients were murdered. Derek: Allegedly. No charges were formally filed. Jordan: And a gangster performed a C-section in an elevator. Derek: These were... anomalies. Jordan: Where I'm from we call it being up to your neck in manure.

Kelly: And there's nobody in this hospital you'd turn down sex with? Pablo: Sneed. Yeah, definitely Sneed.

Leyla (after reading the hospital memo on sexual harassment): Student Nurse Crowell, have you personally experienced any interactions of a sexual nature in the workplace? Jolene: No, but there's always hope.