General Hospital: Night Shift

Robert: I screwed up in my life, plenty. You're the one thing I got right. Robin: I love you, Daddy. Robert: I love you more.

Ryan: What? Claire Simpson is a doctor? Claire: I see you pulled a muscle. No doubt while exercising your arrogance. Ryan: When did you become a doctor? Claire: Sometime between med school and five minutes ago. Epiphany: You two know each other? Ryan: Oh, I knew her. She never gave me the time of day, though. Homecoming queens are like that. Epiphany: Homecoming queen?

Claire: Okay, take your pants off. Ryan: Me? Claire: I would never dare ask Nurse Johnson to remove her pants, so, yes, that leaves you.

Claire: How'd you pull the muscle? Ryan: Uh, doing the pigeon. Epiphany: Is that like the "Macarena"? Ryan: It's a yoga position. It's been hurting ever since class. Claire: And how long? Ryan: What? In inches?

Saira: We kissed. We kissed. Yeah, we kissed. It was after the meeting and... and I was all vulnerable and crying and then he hugged me and then... I don't know, I don't know. Robin: Okay, okay. Stop overanalyzing. How was it? Saira: You know, after it was done, I was like, "What just happened?" Like, I don't know, it was... it was too much, too soon or wrong place, wrong time. Robin: Okay, pick a cliché and stick with it.