General Hospital: Night Shift Season 2 Episode 7

Robert: I screwed up in my life, plenty. You're the one thing I got right.
Robin: I love you, Daddy.
Robert: I love you more.

Ryan: What? Claire Simpson is a doctor?
Claire: I see you pulled a muscle. No doubt while exercising your arrogance.
Ryan: When did you become a doctor?
Claire: Sometime between med school and five minutes ago.
Epiphany: You two know each other?
Ryan: Oh, I knew her. She never gave me the time of day, though. Homecoming queens are like that.
Epiphany: Homecoming queen?

Claire: Okay, take your pants off.
Ryan: Me?
Claire: I would never dare ask Nurse Johnson to remove her pants, so, yes, that leaves you.

Claire: How'd you pull the muscle?
Ryan: Uh, doing the pigeon.
Epiphany: Is that like the "Macarena"?
Ryan: It's a yoga position. It's been hurting ever since class.
Claire: And how long?
Ryan: What? In inches?

Saira: We kissed. We kissed. Yeah, we kissed. It was after the meeting and... and I was all vulnerable and crying and then he hugged me and then... I don't know, I don't know.
Robin: Okay, okay. Stop overanalyzing. How was it?
Saira: You know, after it was done, I was like, "What just happened?" Like, I don't know, it was... it was too much, too soon or wrong place, wrong time.
Robin: Okay, pick a cliché and stick with it.