General Hospital: Night Shift

Spinelli: I guess, I wanted to introduce you to your new cyber-enemy. It's the, uh, the new uber-villain of "The Saga of Stone Cold." Jason: I thought I told you to erase that video game. Spinelli: You know, I tried. But I-I thought about trying. Maybe. But anyway, he's called, "The Cackling Clown." Jason: What? Are you and the clown friends now, you two?

Stan: So, my Mom didn't let you answer the question. Do you know anything about elevator repair? Toussaint: Not a damn thing. Stan: Well, then, just what the hell are we doing down here? Toussaint: I know a little something about electricity. Stan: Man, you better be Thomas Edison's half-brother, man, 'cause I don't mess with electricity.

Leyla: Dr. Scorpio. It's my fault. You're mad at me. Take it out on me. Don't punish the poor man by letting him die. Robin: All right, let's just punish Stacey instead. Leyla: It's not my fault the elevator broke. Robin: But it is your fault that she is in there without a living soul that knows anything about medicine. You took off on your patient. Leyla: To help another one. Robin: How convenient that it had to be Dr. Drake's. I hope you earned a few gold stars for that one.

Jason: Do you have anything to sterilize this with? Spinelli: Uh, I got my, uh, trusty fire-starter, I mean... Never leave home without it. You never know when you're gonna... (Jason gives Spinelli a stern look) ...want to make some delicious S'mores.

Spinelli: Oh! Stone Cold how fortuitious to run into you like this. Jason: You know I work here. Spinelli: Yes, but guessing what floor you may be on at any given time is a constant mystery to the Jackal...