General Hospital: Night Shift

Robin: I can't even help him. I mean, I just... I freeze up, like I... I can't believe it's happening. I mean, he's my dad. And I have no idea how to help him. Toussaint: Listen, don't think that an orderly is trying to give you medical advice, but take this from a guy that has at least one or two things in common with your old man. He needs his dignity now. We're pretty good at fixing people up, but sometimes a man needs more than just fancy drugs or crazy treatments. He doesn't need a doctor right now. He needs... a daughter.

Jagger: You smell that? Patrick: What? Jagger: It smells like flowers or something. Patrick: I don't know, maybe it's the... probably just the... Jagger: No, I think it's your cologne. Patrick: Well, I'm not... I'm not wearing cologne. Jagger: Yes, you are. Patrick: Okay, fine. Maybe I'm wearing cologne, but it doesn't smell like flowers. Jagger: It smells like jasmine or something. Patrick: Okay, you know what, Jagger? This whole following thing around business here, that doesn't include smelling me. Jagger: Hey, hey. That's fine. I kinda like it, not bad. Patrick: Okay, thanks.

Robin: Well, if it isn't my two favorite men. (to Jagger) What are you doing here all dressed up? Jagger: I had some business I needed to look into. Patrick: Yeah, your friend here is going to be monitoring me. Robin: What? Patrick: Isn't that fun? Jagger: The FBI monitors hospitals all over the country to investigate organ trafficking. Patrick: It's kind of like, "Bring Your FBI Agent to Work Day."

Kyle: (to Claire) Where did you get pie at this hour? Claire: (to Ryan) I have to present to the GH Organ's Watch meeting. Ryan: What? When? Claire: This week. I have to explain the organ donor standards to the entire staff. Kyle: (to Claire) No, I'm serious. Did you get this from home? Ryan: That could be fun. Educating your peers. Claire: (to Ryan) No, I hate public speaking. (to Kyle) I stole it from the cafeteria. Kyle: Oh, great. The FBI is still in the building, you know? Ryan: Ooh, maybe you could do a cheer instead, Simpson, like in high school? Maybe an organ donor pep rally? Kyle: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I have some pom-poms she could borrow.

Claire: Maybe that guy will name the music program after you. Ryan: Yeah. It would be better if the couple named their housing project after me. I'd like my name on a building. Claire: To match the size of your ego? Ryan: To match the size of my something.

Kyle: Okay, here he comes. Claire: Okay, I don't know if I can do this. Kyle: Yes, you can. Just think, "What Would Oprah Do?"

Toussaint: Chemo's rough. Anything you want to know, just ask. Robert: Can you cure old? 'Cause I don't like it.