General Hospital: Night Shift Season 1 Episode 13

Regina: If you're seriously afraid of not graduating, then it's time for me to be petrified.
Jolene: I'm just saying. The only one who's got it locked is Leyla.
Regina: Huh, you think it's too late for me to improve my chances by sleeping with a doctor.
Leo: If it'll serve the greater good, I'm willing to make the sacrifice.

Patrick: Oh, well, when the tests come back, we'll know if you need surgery.
Patient: I don't want anybody cutting my head open.
Robin: If you do need an operation, Dr. Drake's the best. Just ask him.

Jordan: Who would have guessed the night shift janitor would turn out to be the leader of "The Saints." Ha, ha. I loved that group.

Spinelli: I'm afraid the Angel of Mercy of the formerly Fair Jolene is more like an Angel of Death...

Jolene (to Medcam lawyer Jordan Lovell): If you were sick, would you check yourself into a Mecam hospital?

Young Toussaint: Tell me this isn't going to be me someday.
Toussaint: Oh, not if you're lucky. Work on it.
Young Toussaint: Well, at least you're not bald. I guess... that's something.
Toussaint: I must be in Hell.

Epiphany: You almost died on that table. Dr. Drake did an extraordinary job pulling you through.
Patrick: Nurse Johnson, I think that's the first compliment you've ever paid me.
Epiphany: I said you did a good job. Don't get carried away.
Patrick: Actually, you said "extraordinary." But I'll take it.