George and Mildred

Mildred decides she wants to go to the Torie's Christmas dance but George has other plans.

Mildred notices a photo of an expensive antique in a magazine. Coincidentally, it looks just like one she has hidden away upstairs.

George lets the goldfish swin in the sink...leading to it's fate.

George becomes wanted by the government when his double deserts the army.

Mildred starts to take driving lessons but George believes she may be having an affair.

Mildred is unhappy at her lack of social success, so she thinks about moving to Australia.

Mildred is out at the hospital, so a lonely George has Jerry move in with him.

It's the Roper's wedding anniversary and George has bought her an expensive looking coat. When she asks him where the money came from she discovers that he has found somebody's credit card.

The Roper's are having another boring Christmas, so the Fourmile's invite them over for a drink. George then challenges Tristram to a game of computer tennis and wins. Afterwards, George gives Jeffrey a game but winds up losing sixteen times...and owing a hefty debt.

Mildred wants the dog to have puppies but George sees it as an opportunity to get some extra cash.

Mildred is out at a pottery class, leaving George stuck with the Fourmile's baby. But while sitting for him, George gets a call to join the pubs dart team.

George quits his job but cannot bring himself to inform Mildred.

Mildred decides to have a new shower installed in the bathroom. After several quotes, Jerry gets the job but connects the wrong pipe and winds up stealing the Fourmile's water.

Whilst drinking in the pub, George runs into a man who claims to be his long lost son.

George manages to get a job as a traffic warden.

George's father is kicked out of his retirement home and asks to live with the Roper's.

Ann finally gives birth, so George and Mildred help her out.

An old G.I. friend Mildred met in the war visits her. Jealous, George decides he can play the same game...and consults his "little black book."

The Roper's bed finally collapses after 25 years, so Mildred decides to buy a new one...but George thinks that the nearest bookmaker is the best chance of getting the money.

Jerry manages to trick George into trying to sell the house behind Mildred's back.

The Fourmile's host a Christms Pantomime but are short an 'ugly sister', so Mildred is asked to stand in. However, she loses her voice and George takes her place.

Mildred discovers old love letters in George's handwriting that have never been mailed. When she confronts him about it, she learns he was only writing to some Hollywood star.

Mildred has George join the local Tory party so they can qualify for a cheap [vacation] holiday. When they're accepted, they learn that the holiday is all sold out...so they try Blackpool instead. However, the Labour Party is holding a conference there, so all the hotels are full!

Mildred's sister Ethel and her husband Humphrey are coming round for a meal but George has forgotten to pay the electricity bill.

When Mildred rents out the backroom to a travelling salesman, George begins to believe the two are having an affair!

George buys Mildred a carriage clock for her birthday but later learns the Fourmiles' had been robbed and the clock might have once belonged to them.

Mildred inadvertently contributes George's stash of gardening books to a church when asked...but learns that they were actually old pornos and most recollect the books before the vicar finds out...

Mildred's mother visits, but the family decide she is too old to look after herself and decide to place her in a home, however, George unexpectedly takes Mildred's mothers side and asks her to stay with them.

While the Fourmiles are away, George and Mildred decide to get their house decorated by professionals...but the interior designers accidentally redecorate the Fourmiles house...so George and Mildred must fix it before the Fourmiles return.

George threatens to sue when Jeffrey accidentally causes him to fall by moving the ladder as George attempts to fix the TV aerial.

George tries to cover up the fact that he lost Mildred's puppy by replacing it with a look alike but all goes awry when the police bring home the original dog.

George finally sells his old car and buys a trashy old caravan. He dumps it on the front lawn and when Mildred's pesky sister and brother-in-law visit, they stay in the Roper's room so a stubborn George stakes out in the caravan. That is, until it is towed away.

Mildred discovers that George has no insurance when a relative dies and the funeral costs are overwhelming. Jeffrey decides to cover the costs but then George changes his mind...

After babysitting for the Fourmiles, Mildred begins to feel maternal-like. She tries to convince George to adopt a baby but instead they settle for a puppy.

George is talked into getting a job, however...Mildred winds up getting that same job instead.

The Ropers finally move into their new house and to help things along Ann Fourmile invites them in for afternoon tea. When they get back home they find themselves locked out and the bath water running away.

George and Mildred go house hunting and find their dream house in an up market part of town but their neighbours (the Fourmiles) do not want them to move in. Jeffery Fourmile pretends that the house has been sold until the Ropers find out the truth.