George Lopez

Season 3 Episode 12

Christmas Punch

Aired Wednesday 8:00 PM Dec 12, 2003 on ABC



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Angie: I'm your mother, have I ever lied to you?"
      Max: Shots don't hurt, it doesn't matter if you win or lose, Dyslexia is a gift!

    • Max: This is like when the Tooth Fairy left me that note that said "This twenty's for your whole mouth. We're done here."

    • (Phone rings. Carmen answers it excitedly)
      Carmen Lopez: Jason?
      George Lopez: (Sarcastically) Yes, it's Jason. Listen, we've talked on the phone too much. I don't love you anymore. (Normal) Get your mother!

    • (Max is walking and Kenny see Max and Walks up to Max)
      Kenny: Hey Santa's little helper. Say he's not real or your going down!
      Max:I see you have band-aids on your knuckles. You sure remember where you got those.
      Kenny:Say it Lopez! Santa is not real!
      Max:No! My dad won't lie to me.
      Kenny:I guess you have to learn it the hard way!
      (Max closes his eyes. George runs up Dress as Santa Claus)
      George: I'm real!
      (George pushes Kenny into a Bush and runs way)
      George: (to Ernie) Punch it Rudolph!
      Ernie:I'm Elf!

  • Notes

  • Allusions

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