This is the only Christmas episode not to feature Vic.
Angie: I'm your mother, have I ever lied to you?"
Max: Shots don't hurt, it doesn't matter if you win or lose, Dyslexia is a gift!
Max: This is like when the Tooth Fairy left me that note that said "This twenty's for your whole mouth. We're done here."
(Phone rings. Carmen answers it excitedly)
Carmen Lopez: Jason?
George Lopez: (Sarcastically) Yes, it's Jason. Listen, we've talked on the phone too much. I don't love you anymore. (Normal) Get your mother!
(Max is walking and Kenny see Max and Walks up to Max)
Kenny: Hey Santa's little helper. Say he's not real or your going down!
Max:I see you have band-aids on your knuckles. You sure remember where you got those.
Kenny:Say it Lopez! Santa is not real!
Max:No! My dad won't lie to me.
Kenny:I guess you have to learn it the hard way!
(Max closes his eyes. George runs up Dress as Santa Claus)
George: I'm real!
(George pushes Kenny into a Bush and runs way)
George: (to Ernie) Punch it Rudolph!