When Max starts talking to his dad when he comes down to do his homework his pencil keeps moving in shots.
Ernie: Have you been up all night reading the proposal?
George: I don't even care about retirement anymore. I just care about death. Sweet, blissful death.
George: Hey, can I ask you something?
Benny: I'm not cosigning crap for you.
George: Isn't that the toast you gave at my wedding?
Angie: George, look at these little autobiographies! (Reading off the wall) "I'm Brandy, I love Britney Spears and I don't have a dad. But that's okay, because my mom says I'm pretty, and the world loves a pretty girl."
George: There's a future stripper.
Max: There was this stupid test, I didn't feel like taking it so I drew a picture.
Max: My teacher..... taking a test....... in Hell.
George: We just think differently, like Einstein and Cher. Well Einstein's theories are being challenged but Cher's popping out the hits!
Benny: What difference does it make what you had? You finished school, so you weren't the greatest student. What were you gonna be? The first Mexican astronaut?
George: Hey, maybe! We both know I can survive in a hostile environment with a dangerous life form!
George: No, Angie! You're not going to put my kid in special ed so all the other kids can make fun of him!
Teacher: Mr. Lopez, if he doesn't get the tools he needs he could be held back.
George: You know, does every kid in this class read the way they should? He's a boy, he'll grow out of it! You know, I appreciate your concern but this is a school and you're a teacher so why don't you teach him?
Teacher: Well, why don't I let you two discuss this.
George: Do you know what? We don't need to discuss it. Because we're Lopez's. And we don't ask for help and we don't get help. And even when we get help we don't take it because we don't deserve it!
Angie: What are you saying?!
George: I don't know, but I don't need your help!
Angie:His dyslexia might be genetic
George:So your saying I gave this to him?
George:The only thing I gave him was great head of hair and salmonella that one time I tried to make my own chicken fingers.
In this episode we learn that George and Max both have dyslexia.