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    • Carmen Comes Back
      Carmen Comes Back
      Season 6 - Episode 20
      10/6/11
      9.9

      When George was thinking about Carmen he gets really sad. So the next day Carmen returns for a visit and wants George and Angie help pay for an apartment that Veronica helps pay.

    • Not Lucky For George
      Not Lucky For George
      Season 6 - Episode 19
      7/7/11
      8.3
      Angie is going away for the week and needs George to keep an eye of everything in the house. Veronica needs George to make calls to have certain people to leave her alone. Max needs George to drop him off at a baseball game and he needs to work on things in the garage again so the garage opener works. While he did all that he wasn't having very much luck. When he helped Veronica he dropped his phone in the kitchen and when the phone rang he answered it and electrocuted him while wearing light blue jeans. When he was on his way to drop off Max at the ball game he got hit in the stomach, and a hornet's nest fell on top of him and starts to get stung by hornets after his phone rang and forgot it broke so when he answered it again it electrocuted him again then he just took Max's phone and traded it with him without Max knowing. Veronica was mad at George because he didn't call all of the people. When Max was about to call George he didn't know the phone was broke so when he answered it he got electrocuted while wearing light blue jeans. After, he called George on one of his friend's phones. After, they went home. George went to go work on the garage opener again and seeing why the button on the garage door wouldn't open. Before that, Max switched out the phones while George wasn't looking so when he tried to call the people he got electrocuted again then puts the phone on the counter. Finally the people came and they found out the problem there was a loose wire after George tried to fix it. When he did, he got electrocuted and the whole house had no power for the whole night.moreless
    • 5/8/07
      8.1
      A multi-millionaire Mr. Vega buys Powers Brothers Aviation and asks George to stay on board if he's willing to consider making some life-altering changes.
    • It's a Cliffhanger, By George
      Season 5 - Episode 22
      4/12/06
      8.1
      George runs into the only good guy Benny's ever dated, so he set them up. After he turns out to be a robber, Benny reveals she accidentally helped him with a robbery decades ago, so the police goes after them. Angie thinks she might be pregnant. Carmen keeps receiving rejection letters from colleges. Max hides beer in his room. Ernie fears he might lose his job. Vic thinks he's in love of his new young girlfriend.moreless
    • 3/1/06
      8.1
      Angie's brother, Ray, comes around when he find out that his daughter, Veronica, is going to inherit the family inheritance. But George is the first to see through Ray's scheme when Ray asks Veronica to tap into her inheritance to invest in a new company.
    • Happy Birthdays
      Season 1 - Episode 3
      4/10/02
      8.0
      Much to George's unpleasant surprise, Angie and his family throw him a very belated surprise birthday party, while a new worker, accident-prone Amy, threatens the pride George takes in his workplace's safety record.
    • Prototype
      Season 1 - Episode 1
      3/27/02
      7.9
      When well-liked George becomes the first guy to be promoted from the assembly line to plant manager at a Los Angeles airplane parts factory, his life becomes a little more complicated. His pal Ernie and former compadres on the plant floor tease him about joining management. George's first test in the new position is to terminate one employee. He must choose either his acerbic line-inspector mother, Benny, or Ernie. George's hardworking and patient wife, Angie, copes with Benny's constant wisecracks and cares for the couple's kids, precocious 9-year-old Max and 13-year-old Carmen, who is dealing with the traumas of being a teenager.moreless
    • George's Mom Faces Hard Tambien
      Season 6 - Episode 1
      1/24/07
      7.9
      George tries to help Benny with her trial, but she keeps lying to the authorities.

      Angie is pregnant.

      Carmen's ready to go to college.

      Vic is celebrating his engagement.
    • Curious George
      Season 1 - Episode 2
      4/3/02
      7.9
      George worries about Carmen when she brings a boy home for the first time. He persuades Max to spy on them, but despite finding no impropriety, George threatens Duncan, embarrassing Carmen. Later, George replies to instant messages on Carmen's computer, pretending to be her. Although this infuriates both Carmen and Angie when they find out, George then goes to a party and further humiliates Carmen with his over-protectiveness. Finally, Carmen sadly ends the relationship with Duncan, not because of her father, but because Duncan tried to pressure her into having sex too soon. Carmen forgives George, who realizes that she is more responsible than he thought.moreless
    • The Kidney Stays in the Picture
      Season 5 - Episode 14
      2/8/06
      7.9
      Max starts to wet the bed and George makes fun of him, but when this keeps happening, Vic thinks that Max may be sexually active. So they take Max to the doctor to find out that Max's kidney needs to be taken out.
    • George seeks help from a popular reality TV game show in order to expose Vics cheating, gold-digging fiance.
    • George Gets Cross Over Freddie
      Season 5 - Episode 19
      3/22/06
      7.8
      Max has begun an online romance with a teenage girl from Chicago named Zoey. George assumes his son's identity to protect him from what he suspects is an internet predator. Meanwhile, in Chicago, Zoey's uncle assumes her identity too. When George and Zoey's uncle met, they get into a little fight because George thought that Zoey's uncle was being a sexual predator to Max and Zoey's uncle thought that George was being a sexual predator to Zoey. After they stopped fighting, Zoey's uncle showed George a picture of himself with Zoey and her mom and George showed him a picture of himself with Angie, Max, Carmen, and Benny. After George proved to Zoey's uncle that Max is real and Zoey's uncle proved to George that Zoey is real, they both agreed to let Max and Zoey meet each other in person.moreless
    • Girl Fight
      Season 2 - Episode 15
      2/12/03
      7.8
      After Carmen ends her relationship with her classmate Adam, he tries to ruin her reputation at school. George and Angie want to repair the damage, but school counselor Tommy, who knew George when they were kids, refuses to right the wrong—prompting Carmen to take action in her own defense.
    • 5/8/07
      7.8
      Max goes to work with his dad to learn how important an education is.
    • When Powers Aviation institutes a smoking ban, Benny's nicotine withdrawals drive George to self destructive behavior back.
    • Profiles in Courage
      Season 2 - Episode 18
      3/12/03
      7.7
      The airplane parts factory where George works is under consideration by the federal government for more business. Afraid that a certain employee's ethnic background will hinder the company's chances of getting the contract, George's boss orders him to demote the worker. George must decide whether or not to jeopardize his career by being ethical.moreless
    • George Gets a Pain in the Ash
      Season 5 - Episode 1
      10/5/05
      7.7
      Disaster strikes when George's mom forgets about a lit cigarette. Carmen is determined to marry her boyfriend Jason and have a baby, much to George and Angie's dismay.
    • George Negoti-ate It
      Season 4 - Episode 24
      5/17/05
      7.6
      George steps in to be Jason's sports agent when NFL Quarterbacks Daunte Culpepper and Donovan McNabb (guest starring as themselves) pay a visit to the Lopez household to draft Jason for their alma maters and a minor league baseball recruiter approaches him for a contract. Meanwhile, Carmen and Los Lobos guitarist Cesar Rosas stir things up at George's family birthday bash.moreless
    • Love Bites
      Season 2 - Episode 8
      11/20/02
      7.6
      After George notices that Carmen is growing up (especially in the body), he and Angie warn her about boys. After that, she comes home with a hickey.

      Ernie pays Max to pretend he's his son, so he can meet single moms.
    • George Nieces a New Media Room
      Season 6 - Episode 4
      2/7/07
      7.6
      The Lopez home and George's new media room suddenly become a bit more full when their niece, Veronica, and her freeloading boyfriend move in.
    • A sexual predator moves into the neighborhood and George and Angie decide its time to finally have the talk with Max.
    • Who's Your Daddy?
      Season 2 - Episode 1
      10/2/02
      7.6
      George bumps into his long lost Aunt Cecilia who informs him that his father, who his mom has always insisted was dead, is still alive. After drawing the truth from Benny, George conjures up images of his fantasy dad, played by guest star Esai Morales, and sets out on a mission to find the real Manny Lopez. Meanwhile, Angie buys a sickly dog from a homeless man and vows to return him to health and adopt him as the family pet.moreless
    • Dyslexic Show The
      Season 2 - Episode 3
      10/16/02
      7.6
      George goes into denial when Max is thought to have dyslexia, and things only get worse when Angie suggests he may have it, too.
    • Halloween Cheer
      Season 2 - Episode 4
      10/23/02
      7.6
      Carmen goes into a funk after her best friend moves away; George is ordered to fire a worker with calamities in his personal life.
    • George vs. George
      Season 2 - Episode 16
      2/26/03
      7.6
      George and Angie want a loan for Carmen's schooling, but they find out they have bad credit when they go to the bank. He says that can't be right, but he finds out that it actually is another George Lopez, who owns a skateboard shop. When he finds him, he is shocked to find they have the same birthday, social security number and father. It is George's half brother. He says he came from a poor family and has no money, and dropped out of high school. But the bank calls and says Arizona State University needs him to pay back his student loan. When he confronts the other George, he finds that his father was actually rich, and that he just needed money. He understands when George makes him leave. In the end, Angie answers the phone and says it is George's father, and that the other George gave him their number. George gets up, picks the phone up, and hangs it up.moreless
    • Long Time No See
      Season 2 - Episode 24
      5/14/03
      7.6
      After George's estranged father gives him a huge loan to save the family from financial ruin, George vows to visit him in Phoenix. But George's difficult personal journey becomes a family vacation when Angie insists on joining him with Benny and Max. Along the way, George reminisces about his upbringing. Meanwhile, Ernie might finally have some success with women.moreless
    • Meet the Cuban Parents
      Season 2 - Episode 11
      12/11/02
      7.6
      When Angie's parents, Vic and Emilina, come to visit the family for Christmas, George thinks they still believe he's not good enough for their daughter. But George shows he can take care of his family without their help and battles it out with Vic for the best Christmas.
    • The Wedding Dance
      Season 2 - Episode 7
      11/13/02
      7.6
      Angie doesn't mind when George offers their backyard for a friend's wedding reception. But his refusal to dance there is another story.
    • When Angie gets concerned about losing her looks, George asks his gorgeous young niece to tone down her sex appeal.
    • Max's Big Adventure
      Season 1 - Episode 4
      4/17/02
      7.5
      Benny and George find themselves holding open auditions for workers to replace Jim's position at the factory due to a bar fight, while George decides to prove something to Max when Max insists on George letting him walk to school on his own.
    • George Drives the Batmobile
      Season 5 - Episode 4
      10/19/05
      7.5

      Rather than give in to Benny's incessant pleas to buy her a new car, George and Angie agree to drive her around town just to get her out of the house. So, when George picks Benny and her friends up after a wild night on the town, her insensitive wisecracks and his temper gets him into a bit of trouble of his own.

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    • 1/31/07
      7.5
      Angie maintains her story that shes pregnant to keep George from missing Carmen. Meanwhile Vic introduces his young and beautiful but not too bright fiance to the family.
    • I Only Have Eyes for You
      Season 2 - Episode 21
      4/23/03
      7.5
      Carmen's friend is over to study and wants to change out of her dress. When Max hears this, he pulls a poster off his wall to reveal a hole. He looks through but Carmen sees him and sprays perfume in his eyes. George shrugs it off and tells Max not to do it again. Carmen gets revenge though by taking a picture of Max sleeping with a stuffed animal. This leads Max to be beaten up at school. While getting stitches, George and Carmen argue and Carmen says George loves Max more. George comes to realize that maybe that is true since he doesn't understand Carmen as well, so he sets off to spend some quality time with her.moreless
    • 3/29/06
      7.5
      "100th Episode" George takes over planning a wedding for one of Angie's rich clients (Eva Longoria) in order to prove he can do her job better than she can.
    • No Free Launch
      Season 2 - Episode 6
      11/6/02
      7.5
      Sandra Bullock, one of the executive producers of the series, reprises her role as "Accident Amy," a klutzy employee who works under George's supervision. And her bout of bad luck may continue, courtesy of George. As the new PTA secretary, Amy is charged with keeping track of candy sales when the school tries to raise funds so the students can attend a space-shuttle launch. With Amy's daughter and George's son in the same class, the parents engage in competition for sales among the ranks at the factory. But when one of the kids fails to make the quota, the only thing that is launched is a war of words between the adults. Debbie: Connie Ray.moreless
    • George Finds Therapy Benny-ficial
      Season 5 - Episode 7
      11/9/05
      7.5
      A traumatic event at Max's school has George taking him to see a counselor, played by guest star Richard Lewis.
    • Girls Night Out
      Season 2 - Episode 20
      4/2/03
      7.5
      After giving a young ex-gang member, Marisol, a job at the factory and a chance for a new life, George is shocked when Angie takes further pity on Marisol and allows her to live in the Lopez home instead of with her abusive boyfriend. But after impressionable Carmen becomes intrigued with Marisol's lifestyle, even Angie must admit that she may have made a mistake. Meanwhile, Max joins a scouting troop and develops some disturbing new habits. -www.warnerbros.commoreless
    • 2/15/06
      7.5
      George gets money signs in his eyes when he finds out that he is named trustee of his niece's multi-million dollar inheritance.
    • George's Dog Days of Bummer
      Season 5 - Episode 3
      10/12/05
      7.4
      George wants to get a companion for his depressed mother, but when a rowdy biker (guest star Duane "Dog" Chapman) refuses to give up the stray dog George's mom has grown to love, George takes to impersonating the mayor. Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa guest stars as himself.
    • Trick or Treat Me Right
      Season 5 - Episode 5
      10/26/05
      7.4
      George and Angie's practical jokes are funnier and scarier than ever as Halloween approaches, but as Benny's abusive comments and behavior grow worse, George finds it impossible to laugh things off and threatens to make some big changes.
    • 12/14/05
      7.4
      George ends up spending Christmas all by himself after he gets caught telling a lie to get out of spending the holiday with Angie's family.
    • Benny gets really mad when she discovers that George has rigged the results of a productivity contest at the factory against her favor, but gets the ultimate revenge when George can't sleep at night without dreaming of his dysfunctional childhood.
    • Team Leader
      Season 2 - Episode 22
      4/30/03
      7.4
      George has to fill out employee evaluations, and doesn't know what to put for Ernie. He puts all 9's when his mom tells him it is because they are trying to figure out who to layoff. It turns out they were making the top 4 team leaders, and that's Ernie. George wants to take it, because he knows Ernie can't handle it, but he doesn't know if he can do it, when Ernie tells him how much he really wants it; Angie learns how to sell makeup products.moreless
    • 4/24/07
      7.4
      The Lopez family strikes out against a new neighbor who's decorated his front lawn with an offensive art display, Meanwhile, George and Angie run into an old friend who takes an interest in Veronica.
    • Carmen's Dating
      Season 3 - Episode 5
      10/17/03
      7.4
      Carmen begins seeing the most popular boy in school, but when he won't be seen in public with her, George and Angie intervene to set him straight.
    • Dubya, Dad and Dating (1)
      Dubya, Dad and Dating (1)
      Season 3 - Episode 1
      9/26/03
      7.4
      George prepares the crew for a visit from the President of the United States. But he becomes so wrapped up in the thrill of the day's events and the horror of Carmen's unexpected political outbursts, he commits a crime without being aware of it. When the police knock on his door, he's arrested for something entirely unexpected and is forced to meet his estranged father face-to-face. In the meantime, Benny drops a bomb on George about the new man in her life.moreless
    • Vic reigns fatherly love so George will play in a father-son golf tournament against his long time rival and his son, Tony.
    • Weekend at Benny's
      Season 3 - Episode 17
      2/20/04
      7.4
      When Angie goes away on a business trip, George sends the kids to Benny's house for the weekend, to teach them tough love.
    • 5/21/04
      7.4
      George and Angie attempt to convince Carmen to dump Zack when he reveals his interest is only in sleeping with her. Randy attempts to win Benny back with a little help from the Commodores. Max finally reaches his goal and graduates the 5th grade.
    • A Kiss Is Just a Kiss
      Season 2 - Episode 17
      3/5/03
      7.4
      As a surprise for Angie's birthday, George arranges for her father Vic and sister Gloria to visit for the celebration. Upset about her upcoming divorce and jealous of her sister's marriage to a good man, Gloria makes an inappropriate advance towards George—which Max witnesses.
    • George Has Two Mommies
      Season 2 - Episode 23
      5/7/03
      7.4
      Angie tries to sell extra makeup, but the lady refuses. George comes and says they NEED the money, so the lady buys more makeup. also, max buys a bottle rocket from a friend and loses sight of it. he leaves but when Benny and Carmen come, they see the garage is burnt down. Angie's $17k cosmetics burnt inside and the family is losing hope of covering the damage without insurance. they blame each other: max b/c he burnt the garage, Benny b/c she was max's babysitter, Angie for keeping makeup in the garage, and Carmen for using the batteries in the fire detector. Ernie tries to give George money, but it isn't enough. George tries to ask the boss for an advance, but it's against policy. finally, Benny comes and helps. she turns to George's father, who George refuses to accept help from b/c he's too proud, and they get the money. George decides he should fly down to phoenix to thank him and talk.moreless
    • George Tries to Write a Wrong
      Season 5 - Episode 8
      11/16/05
      7.4
      George uncovers some secrets that were better left unrevealed when he sneaks a peek at a ten-year-old unopened letter from Angie.
    • Landlord Almighty
      Season 4 - Episode 2
      10/5/04
      7.3
      When Carmen crazily redecorates her room, George snaps. When Carmen claims she should be able to do to her room what she wants, since she is an adult, George concocts a plan to get her to give up that thought. If Carmen wants to be an adult, she will act like one. She'll pay rent, bills and get her own food. But his plan soon backfires when Carmen doesn't relent and even resorts to getting a roommate who is a little over the edge.moreless
    • Christmas Punch
      Season 3 - Episode 12
      12/12/03
      7.3
      At Christmastime, George will stop at nothing to convince Max to continue believing in Santa Claus.
    • 2/21/07
      7.3
      George, upset about being publicly humiliated at work, downs a shot of liquor along with the worm in it and hallucinates that he and Ernie are gay and about to be married to each other.
    • Token of Unappreciation
      Season 2 - Episode 2
      10/9/02
      7.3
      The "cool" girls court Carmen, but not her best friend; George is tempted by another firm after he's dissed by his bosses.
    • The Cuban Missus Crisis
      Season 3 - Episode 3
      10/3/03
      7.3
      Angie discovers that her parents are getting divorced, and George becomes nervous about his marriage when Angie's social life improves.
    • 11/30/05
      7.3
      George's wisecracks about Benny's age finally get to her, so she decides to enhance her chest to create a youthful appearance.
    • 9/28/04
      7.3
      With Carmen still gone, George goes on a hunt for her and eventually finds her in San Francisco with rapper Chingy. He finally gets her to return home, but the problems aren't over yet...
    • 2/22/06
      7.3
      George forces Veronica to work at the factory, but when Veronica befriends Mel, Veronica blackmails George so that if he doesn't give her her inheritance she will jeopardize his job.
    • George Stare-oids Down Jason
      Season 4 - Episode 23
      5/10/05
      7.3
      When George and Angie find out that Carmen and her boyfriend, Jason, have become more intimate under their roof, they think about asking Jason to move out. But when they discovers that Jason has been using steroids provided by none other than the boy's own father (guest starring Stacy Keach), their concern for his health causes them to reconsider.moreless
    • 11/27/02
      7.2
      After learning Benny had a one-night fling with a co-worker 35 years ago, George believes he has finally found his father. He meets Laolo - whose picture bears a striking resemblance to George -- and invites him over for Thanksgiving dinner. But George's bond is tested when he learns the truth.moreless
    • You Dropped a Mom on Me
      Season 5 - Episode 2
      10/5/05
      7.2
      After Benny's house burns down, George and Angie invite her to live with them. Once she takes advantage of George and his family, he kicks her out where Benny moves to outside in her car, eventually the site of another incident; Carmen is still in denial about her boyfriend, Jason leaving her.moreless
    • Feel the Burn
      Season 3 - Episode 4
      10/10/03
      7.2
      George discovers he has a long-lost sister; Benny consults her doctor about an embarrassing problem.
    • This Old Casa
      Season 2 - Episode 12
      1/8/03
      7.2
      George is sick of being unappreciated by Benny, so with the urging of Angie, he decides to remodel his mother's run-down bathroom. Hoping for a simple thank you, George's plan backfires and Benny continues to be her ungrateful self. But after a much needed heart-to-heart, George and Benny realize their significance in each other's lives, and in turn express their gratitude.moreless
    • 3/15/06
      7.2
      George helps Ernie lose weight before he loses his job.
    • Angie Gets Tanked
      Season 3 - Episode 19
      3/19/04
      7.2
      When the Lopez fill in at the dunk tank for a school fundraiser, George starts insulting people so they pay money. Accidentally, he crosses the line with an over-weight student. After that, an awkward picture of Angie appears on the school website.
    • George Takes a Sentimental Ernie
      Season 5 - Episode 6
      11/2/05
      7.2
      George still refuses to return home until his mother leaves, but when he realizes how difficult it is to live with Ernie and his parents, he convinces Ernie to get his own place.
    • Fishing Cubans
      Season 3 - Episode 9
      11/14/03
      7.1
      This year, Angie decides that her and George should just get something cheap and from the heart for their anniversary. This gives Vic an opening to convince George to help him smuggle his brother Ontovio out of Cuba. Meanwhile, Max has a fake birthday party to get free presents.
    • George Testi-Lies for Benny
      Season 6 - Episode 3
      2/14/07
      7.1
      Since her mother and lawyer have turned on her, at her trial Benny must rely on George's testimony.
    • 12/7/05
      7.1
      George and Angie compete to see who does more work in their marriage and at home.
    • Secrets and Lies
      Season 2 - Episode 19
      3/26/03
      7.1
      When Benny learns that George's father, who left her years ago to care for George alone, is now wealthy, she decides that she deserves to get rich herself. After getting drunk on her lunch hour, she falls down on work premises, pretends to be hurt and hires a lawyer to sue the company. George begs his mother not to be dishonest. Meanwhile, Benny continues her rivalry with co-worker Gina.moreless
    • George's poor memory comes back to haunt him when Angie's mother passes away.
    • What George Doesn't Noah (1)
      What George Doesn't Noah (1)
      Season 3 - Episode 27
      5/21/04
      7.1
      When George discovers Carmen's new boyfriend is cheating on her, he does some snooping to find out who the other girl is. But he is surprised to find there isn't another girl........
    • The Valentine's Day Massacre
      Season 2 - Episode 14
      2/5/03
      7.1
      When George gives Angie a disappointing gift for Valentine's Day, Angie has a flashback to high school in the '80s, when George painted a great mural of her for the holiday. But when Angie takes the entire family to look at the mural — only to find out it will soon be torn down — the truth comes out about the origins of the mural.moreless
    • George's Relatively Bad Idea
      Season 4 - Episode 21
      4/12/05
      7.1
      George gets caught up in some bad family ties when he lets Vic give him money to go out on a date with his sister.
    • George is Maid to be Ruth-Less
      Season 6 - Episode 10
      4/4/07
      7.0
      Much to Benny's dismay, George and Angie hire a maid who quickly cooks and cleans her way into George's heart.
    • The Unnatural
      Season 2 - Episode 5
      10/30/02
      7.0
      Max's coach asks George to have him sit out the next game. Rod Carew, Steve Garvey, Joe Morgan and Jim Palmer have cameos. Coach: Scott Klace. Marty: Marty Nedboy. Max: Luis Armand Garcia. Marie: Constance Marie. Ernie: Valente Rodriguez.
    • 4/11/07
      7.0
      George and Angie bet over who can live more frugally.
    • Super Bowl
      Season 2 - Episode 13
      1/15/03
      6.9
      The Lopez family finds out that Benny's estranged brother, Uncle Joe is dying. George and Angie convince Benny to reconcile with Uncle Joe—but Benny's more interested in getting Joe's Super Bowl tickets. Meanwhile, since Benny never taught George how to cope with death when he was younger, he has difficulty attending the funeral.moreless
    • Dubya, Dad and Dating (2)
      Dubya, Dad and Dating (2)
      Season 3 - Episode 2
      9/26/03
      6.9
      In the two-part season premiere, George prepares the crew for a visit from the President of the United States. But he becomes so wrapped up in the thrill of the day's events and the horror of Carmen's unexpected political outbursts, he commits a crime without being aware of it. When the police knock on his door, he's arrested for something entirely unexpected and is forced to meet his estranged father face-to-face. In the meantime, Benny drops a bomb on George about the new man in her life.moreless
    • Trouble in Paradise
      Season 4 - Episode 8
      11/23/04
      6.9
      A horrible dinner that features a drunk Carmen and dirty secrets about the town, convinces the Lopez's that L.A. is still the place for them.
    • George's House of Cards
      Season 3 - Episode 21
      4/2/04
      6.9
      When Vic loses in poker, he won't pay George and instead opts to just take off $50 from money George owes him.
    • Jason Tutors Max
      Season 3 - Episode 18
      2/27/04
      6.9
      Max gets an incredibly sexy new tutor and Carmen has dating troubles with Jason, subsequently resulting in the house turning into a teenage angst.
    • Leave It To Lopez
      Season 4 - Episode 5
      10/26/04
      6.9
      When a janitor with no life insurance dies at work, Angie finds out that George has been lying and does not have life insurance either. As Angie hounds him, he dozes off to classic TV which leads to a spoof of such classics as The Munsters, The Jetsons and Leave It To Beaver.moreless
    • Why You Crying?
      Season 3 - Episode 13
      1/9/04
      6.9
      George and Angie react with rage after Benny disciplines Max for talking back and acting out at school.
    • No One Gets Out Alive
      Season 3 - Episode 7
      10/31/03
      6.9
      The Lopez family turns their home into a haunted house in order to raise money for the factory workers who have lost their salaries as a result of a plane crash investigation.
    • George Goes to Disneyland
      Season 3 - Episode 24
      4/30/04
      6.9
      When Max wins an award at school, Angie says she will take him to Disneyland. Finally off for a weekend to go, George attempts to get out of it because of other commitments, but in reality, he just doesn't want to go and see all the things he missed as a child. Carmen also finds a new guy in Zack Powers.

      NOTE: This episode featured Mickey mouse logos everywhere and the person who found the most won a trip to Disneyland. See below for more.moreless
    • Bringing Home the Bacon
      Season 3 - Episode 8
      11/7/03
      6.8
      With his job in jeopardy, George tries to cancel Carmen's expensive quinceañera (15th birthday party). But since Angie is successful with her cosmetics business, she gets to make the financial decisions in the family now—to George's chagrin. Meanwhile, Carmen agonizes over how to tell her boyfriend Jason that she loves him without scaring him away.moreless
    • Mementos
      Season 3 - Episode 11
      11/28/03
      6.8
      George gets rid of some of Angie's cherished mementos as he prepares to donate a kidney.
    • God Needles George
      Season 3 - Episode 15
      2/6/04
      6.8
      George is reluctant to keep his promise to Max when a miracle seems to save the family dog from being put to sleep.
    • Split Decision
      Season 3 - Episode 6
      10/24/03
      6.8
      Powers Brothers Aviation lands a huge government project and decides to let everyone have the day off and party at a bar. But George gets in trouble when he lets slip that Mel went to Vegas with Jack's ex-wife -- while they were still married! Geroge fears his firing, but is surprised to find out that Powers is splitting in two! Problems ensue when Mel offers George a job at the new design plant.moreless
    • The Trouble with Ricky
      Season 3 - Episode 14
      1/23/04
      6.8
      When George discovers Max's friend, Ricky, has a rough home life, Ernie offers to lend a hand.
    • Benny and Randy
      Season 3 - Episode 16
      2/13/04
      6.7
      George interferes with Benny and Randy's relationship, causing Randy to break up with Benny. Benny starts to mope around so George goes to have a talk with Randy. George sees that Randy really does love his mother, so he tricks Benny into admitting she cares about Randy, but is just afraid he'll run off like George's father. Randy proposes and Benny accepts.moreless
    • George Enrolls Like That
      Season 5 - Episode 12
      1/25/06
      6.7
      When George finds out that Max is skipping school, he tries to be a role model by going to college, but no one takes him seriously.
    • A Clear and Presentless Danger
      Season 4 - Episode 10
      12/14/04
      6.7
      When George thinks back to the lousy Christmas presents from his mother, he gets worried since she drew Max for the family's "Secret Santa" presents. So as a backup, George buys Max a great present, only to find after he gives it to him that Benny has finally come through with a great present.moreless
    • Wrecking Ball
      Season 3 - Episode 26
      5/14/04
      6.7
      Still furious about her break-up with Randy, Benny takes a golf club to the hood of her boss' car. So when the Powers Aviation factory is vandalized, Benny gets the blame for this too - but it's a crime she didn't commit.
    • The Simple Life
      Season 4 - Episode 7
      11/16/04
      6.6
      When George decides a new job opportunity may be for him, he takes the family to a little town in Colorado on "vacation". But when he gets the job, resistance from Angie as well as springing the news on the kids makes George reconsider his idea. And in a moment of romance, Benny and Vic kiss, to the horror of Ernie.moreless
    • She Drives Me Crazy
      Season 3 - Episode 23
      4/16/04
      6.6
      After Benny proves to be irresponsible while teaching Carmen to drive, George reluctantly takes it upon himself with disastrous results.
    • 11/21/03
      6.6
      After inviting his extended family to Thanksgiving dinner, George learns his estranged father needs a new kidney.
    • Prescription For Trouble
      Season 4 - Episode 11
      1/11/05
      6.6
      When Carmen asks for birth control, George is immediately angry with her reunited boyfriend Jason. But when Jason informs him it was Carmen's idea, George goes on a search to find out the real story, where the birth control seems to be everyone BUT Jason's idea.
    • The Art of Boxing
      Season 3 - Episode 20
      3/26/04
      6.5
      Vic and George prompt Max to take up at boxing at Laila Ali's school to help him relieve stress. But when he gets a black eye, they must face telling Angie the truth.
    • Dance Fever
      Season 3 - Episode 22
      4/9/04
      6.5
      After receiving an award for excellence in business management, George humiliates himself dancing at a congratulatory party in front of his entire staff in order to gain approval from his mom. Meanwhile, Carmen tries to protect the baked goods she's prepared for the Great American Bake Sale from Max, but neglects to protect them from George.moreless
    • George Keeps Truant to Himself
      Season 5 - Episode 13
      2/1/06
      6.5
      When things get tough for George, he drops out of school. He tries to keep it a secret from his wife and kids but his professor drops by for an uninvited visit.
    • Charity
      Season 2 - Episode 10
      12/4/02
      6.5
      When Angie finds she has more free time around the house, she volunteers with a variety of charities. Feeling invincible, she soon finds herself joining more organizations than she can handle, and it's up to George and the family to help her get back on track.
    • George Gets Assisterance
      Season 4 - Episode 14
      2/1/05
      6.5
      When George finds out money cuts are forcing Max back into normal classes, he goes to a PTA meeting to voice his opinion, but accidentally spills the beans to his unknowing sister about their family connections.
    • George's Grand Slam
      Season 4 - Episode 19
      3/8/05
      6.5
      With Carmen and Jason grounded for throwing a party at Jason's and getting arrested, neither is able to do much. But George does allow for some bending when it comes to Jason's baseball career which upsets Carmen and her feminist poet friend who is inspiring her anger. When Carmen questions George about going to college, George makes a big mistake in telling Carmen she has no potential.moreless
    • Bachelor Party
      Season 3 - Episode 25
      5/7/04
      6.4
      Amy returns and attempts to break up the soon-to-be married Benny and Randy.
    • 2/15/05
      6.3
      When Benny demands money for a box of George's old things, he is shocked to learn Benny (unbeknownst to him) helped he and Angie start up a life, but she also owes George money from a source he never knew about.
    • 4/4/07
      6.2
      When the love of Benny's life Wayne returns to town, George builds a web of lies to keep them from reuniting.
    • Sk8r Boyz
      Season 4 - Episode 6
      11/9/04
      6.1
      When Max starts hanging out with a new group of friends, everything looks like it is going up for the socially plagued boy. But the friends prove to be a little bit darker than Max, and it ends up getting him in trouble.
    • 5/3/05
      6.1
      George turns the garage into a business place for Angie.
    • George Buys a Vow
      Season 4 - Episode 17
      2/22/05
      6.1
      George uses a fake wedding for his boss as a cover to renew his vows with Angie, but with Angie planning the fake wedding, she begins to ask too many details.
    • 4/11/07
      6.1
      George tries to relive his high-school days by teaching Max to play the guitar. But George wishes he could take it all back when Max moves on without him and joins a rock band.
    • Sabes Quake
      Season 4 - Episode 15
      2/8/05
      6.0
      An earthquake unearthes some childhood fears in George that shake the rest of the family.
    • George of the Rings
      Season 4 - Episode 3
      10/12/04
      6.0
      After George forgets he and Angie's anniversary, he goes to drastic measures to make it up to her. He takes her to a jewelry store, but the ring she picks is far out of George's price range and he must find a way to pay for it - or feel Angie's wrath.moreless
    • George Watcha's Out For Jason
      Season 4 - Episode 18
      3/1/05
      6.0
      When Angie and George discover Carmen has been going to Jason's unsupervised for the past month, they confront the couple, only to find Jason's parents are out of the country - because they've moved. When Jason goes to jail for throwing a party where drugs were brought, the police have to send him out of town, thus ruining his possible chance at a pro baseball career. Much to George's chagrin, he allows Jason to stay with the Lopez's -- as long as he and Carmen can keep their hands off each other.moreless
    • George Needs Anchor Management
      Season 4 - Episode 20
      3/29/05
      6.0
      When an old flame of Angie's moves back to town to become a news anchor, George becomes jealous with her giddy excitement over him. But George comes to find out that Angie has not told him the whole story about this former boyfriend.
    • George to the Third Power
      Season 4 - Episode 13
      1/25/05
      5.9
      When George becomes frustrated with Max's dentist, he lobbies to have the company's dental plan changed.
    • 1/18/05
      5.8
      George is nervous to tell Ernie that his new pregnant girlfriend may not have been faithful to him.
    • Home Sweet Homeschool
      Season 4 - Episode 4
      10/19/04
      5.8
      When Carmen's school refuses to let her back in, the recently laid-off Angie agrees to home school her. But the money cut also forces a postponement of George and Angie's wedding.
    • E.I.? E.I. OH (aka Cold Opening)
      Season 4 - Episode 9
      11/30/04
      5.7
      When George mistakenly thinks he is going to be named VP of Powers Brothers, he whips out his "VP Dance", only to find the company has merged with another corporation and jobs such as Benny's and Ernie's need to be cut. Plus, George is appointed a new co-manager, a beautiful and cunning woman who George fears will take his job.moreless
    • What George Doesn't Noah
      Season 3 - Episode 27
      5/21/04
      0.0
      Carmen's friend Noah (recurring guest star JOHNNY PACAR) goes to extremes to help Carmen keep her relationship with Zack (recurring guest star TREVOR WRIGHT) a secret from her parents. But when George and Angie discover the truth, they become enraged.
    • The Show Dyslexic
      Season 1 - Episode 75405
      10/16/02
      0.0
      When Max performs poorly in school, one of his teachers suspects that he has a learning disability. Angie wants to place Max in special classes, but George objects because he is afraid that the other children will mock Max. But when George ponders his own upbringing, he comes to a different realization. Meanwhile, Ernie moves in with the Lopez family after arguing with his mother.moreless
    • Dubya, Dad, and Dating Pt. 2
      Season 3 - Episode 2
      9/26/03
      0.0
      In jail for striking his father, Manny (recurring guest star WILLIAM MARQUEZ), George is shocked when Manny arrives. Manny explains that this is the only way he could get George to listen to him apologize for abandoning the family when George was a youngster. Manny gets George released, but George is still reluctant to forgive him for the past. Meanwhile, George's boss informs him that a security camera captured him stealing the President's speech after an appearance at the plant. George reluctantly returns the document. When George invites Manny to dinner at home, Benny is furious to see her ex-husband. She defiantly announces that she is dating much younger factory worker Randy (recurring guest star NICK OFFERMAN), further upsetting George. Later, she calms George's nerves, reminding him that she sacrificed her love life in order to raise him. George begins to reconcile with his father.moreless
    • Dubya, Dad, and Dating Pt. 1
      Season 3 - Episode 1
      9/26/03
      0.0
      George is proud when President George W. Bush (BRENT MENDENHAL) makes a speech at the factory in order to gain more Latino votes. However, the event is slightly marred by rebellious Carmen, who heckles the President about his war policy, embarrassing George. Afterwards, George notices that Bush left his speech on the podium and impulsively takes it. Meanwhile, Benny hesitates to tell George that she is dating a co-worker, the much younger Randy (recurring guest star NICK OFFERMAN). When Secret Service agents arrive at the Lopez home and inform George that it is a felony to steal Presidential property, he lies and denies having it. Later, at work, he is arrested--but not for stealing the speech. George's estranged father, Manny (recurring guest star WILLIAM MARQUEZ), has filed charges against George for recently assaulting him. Part one of a two-part episode that concludes in "Dubya, Dad and Dating" Part IImoreless
    • What George Doesn't Noah/New George Noah's Ex-Zack-ly What Happened (Parts 1 & 2)