George: (After Benny tells him she got the clap) Mom, you're old enough to be responsible. How could you let this happen? Did Randy take advantage of you?
Benny: Yes he did. He told me it would be okay, and that all the cool grandma's were doing it.
George: This is why I didn't want you to date, Mom; you're too old! You should be closing up the shop right about now.
Benny: Well the shop is still open and now there's a clean-up in aisle 2!
Benny: (to George) You're going to take me to the gynecologist?
George: Yeah. But I'll wear my headphones, so I won't hear the gynecologist say "Oh my God! I quit!"
George: So you gave away my sister just like that?
Benny: I made she sure she went to a good family.
George: Why didn't you do that for me?!
(George told Angie he has a sister)
Angie:(to Benny) First he has a father, now he has a sister? Just how many family members are you hiding from him?
(the nurse mentioned Benny's second pregnancy)
George: Second pregnancy?!
Benny:(to George) You know, I completely forgot to tell you you have a sister.
(Benny comes out of the doctor's office)
George: What's up?
Benny: I don't wanna talk about it.
George: Mom, all women have to go through menopause...
Benny: George... I got the clap!
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