George: (After Benny tells him she got the clap) Mom, you're old enough to be responsible. How could you let this happen? Did Randy take advantage of you?
Benny: Yes he did. He told me it would be okay, and that all the cool grandma's were doing it.
George: This is why I didn't want you to date, Mom; you're too old! You should be closing up the shop right about now.
Benny: Well the shop is still open and now there's a clean-up in aisle 2!