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Favorite Quotes?

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    fab_fashionista

    [1]Oct 20, 2007
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    I was just wondering what your favorite quote(s) were....mine would have to be:

    Benny (to george): This is the biggest tub of popcorn I've ever seen and It still doesn't cover your head!

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    Yasutora_DBZ

    [2]Oct 21, 2007
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    my favorite would have to be when george gets a new assistanet. she's always saying "i know, huh?" :lo:
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    Wedgie317

    [3]Oct 24, 2007
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    Yasutora_DBZ wrote:
    my favorite would have to be when george gets a new assistanet. she's always saying "i know, huh?" :lo:
    I love that! That was the most I have laughed so far in the show.
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    StreetSweeper10

    [4]Nov 23, 2007
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    1. *Ernie drives forklift into vending machine*

    Benny: Man, when Ernie wants mini donuts, there's no stopping him!

    2. *Veronica is high*

    Veronica: I'm rich... and I have chips!

    3. *Ordering at fast food restaurant*

    Gina: I don't really want a burger anymore, I'm in the mood for a little Mexican... what time do you get off?

    George: Gina, there are some jobs even Mexicans won't do.

    Those are the only ones I remember

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    game-master20

    [5]Nov 28, 2007
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    george: i got this!
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    Whizkid103

    [6]Dec 14, 2007
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    George: Wa'cha
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    xxBe_Yourselfxx

    [7]Dec 17, 2007
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    i like "Watcha " i use that all the time i have now been addicted to using it on a daily basis.lol

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    EHSoulja

    [8]Dec 21, 2007
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    Angie and George talk how Max is the family's future

    Max: "Well i'm off to fail the 5th grade!"

    --

    Earnie: "Earnie the Eliminator" in his accent was so funny

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    Aipom12

    [9]Dec 28, 2007
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    Angie: Wow! She stole from you, but she finally admitted she needs you around. (sighs) How does that make you feel?
    George: Your not off the hook!
    Angie: Damn! I can't do nothing!

    (Episode:George TakesA Stroll Down Memory Pain)

    It was the first time I heard Angie say one of George's lines. Emphasis on the I.

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    RoyKaiba239

    [10]Dec 29, 2007
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    George: "They can't move the plant to mexico to have all our work done by mexicans! This is America, we have our own mexicans!"
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    chanelissweet

    [11]Dec 29, 2007
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    fab_fashionista wrote:

    I was just wondering what your favorite quote(s) were....mine would have to be:

    Benny (to george): This is the biggest tub of popcorn I've ever seen and It still doesn't cover your head!



    love that quote
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    JohnnyMalRox

    [12]Dec 30, 2007
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    Walking out of the mall

    Angie: Those coins in the fountain are for other kids wishes to come true.

    Max: But what if my wish was to get all the coins in the fountain?

    In Disney Land

    Max: Come on Carmen, mom wants us to take a picture with Goofy.

    Carmen: Go on, take the picture,without me.

    Max: We can't-YOUR GOOFY!

    Edited on 12/30/2007 10:54am
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    The_Ganondorf

    [13]Dec 30, 2007
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    Angie: But then you sting someone...and then you die.

    George: That's a bee! You don't know nothing!

    ----------------------------------------------------

    George: Sabes que? It's Amish time for you, fool.

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    knivez_420

    [14]Jan 7, 2008
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    george lopez: i got pain in my chest and i cant breath
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    mister72

    [15]Jan 18, 2008
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    when Carmen gets a phone in the mail

    Carmen: Push this button, and you can record your voice!

    George: (in false excitement) NO WAY!!! You really want this phone, don't you?

    Carmen: Mm-hmm!

    George: (pushes button on the phone)

    Phone: NO WAY!!!

    ---

    When "CARMEN HOPEZ" is on the kitchen sliding door

    Carmen: It was Piper. I can recognize the handwriting from my locker.

    Benny:Good thing her last name isn't Tucker!

    Edited on 01/18/2008 6:03pm
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    mitmfan78650

    [16]Jan 18, 2008
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    mister72 wrote:

    When "GEORGE HOPEZ" is on the kitchen sliding door

    Carmen: It was Piper. I can recognize the handwriting from my locker.

    Benny: Too bad her last name isn't Tucker!

    Actually it said "CARMEN HOPEZ", and Benny said "Good thing her last name isn't Tucker!"

    Edited on 01/18/2008 11:40am
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    mister72

    [17]Jan 18, 2008
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    mitmfan78650 wrote:

    mister72 wrote:

    When "GEORGE HOPEZ" is on the kitchen sliding door

    Carmen: It was Piper. I can recognize the handwriting from my locker.

    Benny: Too bad her last name isn't Tucker!

    Actually it said "CARMEN HOPEZ", and Benny said "Good thing her last name isn't Tucker!"

    The "GEORGE HOPEZ" was a mistake. I wasn't thinking.I really didn't know what Benny said, however.

    Edited on 01/18/2008 6:03pm
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    mitmfan78650

    [18]Jan 19, 2008
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    mister72 wrote:
    mitmfan78650 wrote:

    mister72 wrote:

    When "GEORGE HOPEZ" is on the kitchen sliding door

    Carmen: It was Piper. I can recognize the handwriting from my locker.

    Benny: Too bad her last name isn't Tucker!

    Actually it said "CARMEN HOPEZ", and Benny said "Good thing her last name isn't Tucker!"

    The "GEORGE HOPEZ" was a mistake. I wasn't thinking.I really didn't know what Benny said, however.

    That's OK, I was just letting you know!
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    timluver144

    [19]Jan 20, 2008
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    Is famous lines are Whappa!! and I got this!

    my favorite quote is

    Benny: I'm not co-signing crap for you!

    George: Isn't that the toast you gave at my wedding?

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    mister72

    [20]Jan 21, 2008
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    (factory workers are watching)

    Ernie: Here she is, from 30 years ago, Benita Lopez!

    George: (dressed up as Benny) You know what? I need a smoke and a beer!

    Ernie: 1980s!

    George: You know what? I need a smoke and a beer!

    Ernie: 90s!

    George:You know what? I need a smoke and a beer!

    Ernie: In last week's earthquake!

    George: You know what? I need a smoke and a beer!

    Benny: (in anger) You know what?

    Factory workers: I need a smoke and a beer!

    (Benny runs away in embarrassment)

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