ABC (ended 2007)
After George buys Max an original Superball for $600
Carmen: Can I have $300? I want to buy gum.
George: Okay, I buried it in the backyard. If you find it, you can have it.
Max: YEAH! (rushes to find it)
(runs into sliding glass door) OW!
"I got a pain in my shest and I can't breef!"When George always says, "I can never do NOTHING!"At the restaurant: "WHY YOU NO SAY SODA, STUPID?"
And when Marisol goes, "I know, huh?"
1. *Ernie drives forklift into vending machine*
Benny: Man, when Ernie wants mini donuts, there's no stopping him!
2. *Veronica is high*
Veronica: I'm rich... and I have chips!
3. *Ordering at fast food restaurant*
Gina: I don't really want a burger anymore, I'm in the mood for a little Mexican... what time do you get off?
George: Gina, there are some jobs even Mexicans won't do.
Those are the only ones I remember
The Christmas Show on TV
George: Will you be my friend?
Benny: No, I've got a date with a big jolly guy in a red suit who likes me to bounce on his lap!
George: ...but Santa's out delivering presents!
Benny: Who said anything about Santa? (slides down hill) Wheeeeeee!
Benny: I bet they can't live one night in my house... They'll start crying the first time they go drink water from the tap. 'Ooooooh, the water is slightly yellow! Ooooooh."
My favorite quote is from the episode where Angie wants to bury her mom in next to her spot in the cemetary, which had been promised to Benny.
George: I only got two spots. I gotta get the spot next to us or I'm gonna break Angie's heart.
Benny: Whoa, whoa, whoa. What were you gonna do with me when I died?
George: Cat cemetary.
Benny: George, I calculated the amount I spent raising you and how much you meant to me... and you owe me $275.
(Carmen as a baby): You know im really gonna piss you off at 16.
Baby Carmen: yeah im gonna get pregnant and move off with an athlete.
i think thats the quote im not sure excatly..
Angie:Cmon George, Lets go in side.
(George hitting golf balls)
George: Hold on lemme juss take one more swing at Carmen.
Angie: You name your golf balls?
George: Yeah, check it, C for Carmen, J for Jason, and B for Benny.
Angie: Why is there one with an A on it? (With a glare)
George: Uhh, thats for .. a..anybody.
George: See mom thats the diffrence, you see crap, I see a Crapertunity
George: Orale. Ta Loca. Sabes Que?
lol for the spaces between quotes.
George: They said I would never learn fractions, 9 years later I DID! They said i woulnt pay the off the morgate to the house and in 32 years (i think), I will.
Angie: 32 years?!?!
George: Yeah well they tricked me using fractions or something like that.
(Ernie reads Benny's Shirt)Ernie: You want some fries...With that shake???
George:Thats not a shake vato, thats an unhappy meal.
Ernie: I tried to get some money from your mom, even the smallest amount of money would help.
Angie: Ernie this can is empty.
Ernie: Yeah i know, shes not a like person, but she did get some letters.
(reads) #1. You deserve it.#2 You had it coming.#3 What does god have to do to get rid of you?
George: Who signed that one? I wanna give him a christmas card.
Ernie: Actually alot of people signed, sabes que, its more of a petition, What-cha.
#4 I hope your house gets rebuilt, and the windows are painted shut, so you can burn like the wicked witch you are.
George: "That's $17050 minus the $17000 I owe you, so look at that man, you ow me $50."
Vic: "Oye chico, this is insane."
Benny: That's right. This is a game of honor. (poker card falls out of her sleeve)