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ABC (ended 2007)

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    bluejay12468

    [61]Aug 7, 2008
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    My favorite of all time

    Angie: Well I guess you should blow out your candels and wish for Carmen.

    Geaorge: Yea

    Vic: George Ernie is on the phone your mom's house is on fire.

    Angie: George

    George: My wish was for Carman I sware.

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    crzza

    [62]Aug 7, 2008
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    George: You know the fairy tale when the evil witch is right, and the boy finds outn the g@y guy isn't his father?
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    rockon45

    [63]Aug 7, 2008
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    Hansel and Gretel?
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    crzza

    [64]Aug 7, 2008
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    No...

    Angie: *dances* I told you so! I told you so! I told you so!
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    bluejay12468

    [65]Aug 7, 2008
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    At benny's party

    Ernie: 1960

    George imitating benny: You know what I need a smoke and a beer

    Ernie: 1970's

    George imitating benny: You know what I need a smoke and a beer

    Ernie: 1980's

    George imitating benny: You know what I need a smoke and a beer

    Ernie: Last Week

    George imitating benny: You know what I need a smoke and a beer.

    (Everyone starts laughing)

    Benny: You know what

    Everybody: I need a smoke and a beer

    (Benny leaves and everyone still laughs

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    rockon45

    [66]Aug 7, 2008
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    crzza wrote:
    No...

    Angie: *dances* I told you so! I told you so! I told you so!
    Darn!! Was I close?
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    rockon45

    [67]Aug 7, 2008
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    Not sure this is the exact words... correct me if I'm wrong

    Max: (After George tells him his hair is too long) But Cindy says I have big ears! Now she'll never love me!!

    George: Cindy Porter? Dude...she's nasty!!!

    Max:...I like nasty!

    I loved that one!!

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    crzza

    [68]Aug 7, 2008
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    bluejay12468 wrote:

    At benny's party

    Ernie: 1960

    George imitating benny: You know what I need a smoke and a beer

    Ernie: 1970's

    George imitating benny: You know what I need a smoke and a beer

    Ernie: 1980's

    George imitating benny: You know what I need a smoke and a beer

    Ernie: Last Week

    George imitating benny: You know what I need a smoke and a beer.

    (Everyone starts laughing)

    Benny: You know what

    Everybody: I need a smoke and a beer

    (Benny leaves and everyone still laughs

    Oh I love that one!

    Angie: *in french accent* YOU WERE RIGHT!
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    mt7787

    [69]Aug 18, 2008
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    rockon45 wrote:

    Not sure this is the exact words... correct me if I'm wrong

    Max: (After George tells him his hair is too long) But Cindy says I have big ears! Now she'll never love me!!

    George: Cindy Porter? Dude...she's nasty!!!

    Max:...I like nasty!

    I loved that one!!

    Max is awesome.

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    aanguchiha_08

    [70]Aug 18, 2008
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    mt7787 wrote:
    rockon45 wrote:

    Not sure this is the exact words... correct me if I'm wrong

    Max: (After George tells him his hair is too long) But Cindy says I have big ears! Now she'll never love me!!

    George: Cindy Porter? Dude...she's nasty!!!

    Max:...I like nasty!

    I loved that one!!

    Max is awesome.

    Yeah he is.
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    DarkShadow_23

    [71]Aug 19, 2008
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    (Max gives Allison gum)

    Allison: You don't care about this marriage, do you!? *runs out*

    Max: It's... grape!
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    bluejay12468

    [72]Aug 20, 2008
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    Don't know it well correct me if I'm wrong

    Angieid Grandma Benny apologize to you

    Max: No but she gave me 20 reasons to get over it

    (show $20 bill)

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    Girlygirl24

    [73]Sep 7, 2009
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    im2coolx3 wrote:
    Carmen; The tree fell right on my bed!
    Max; Oh no, how are boys going to sneak into your room at night.... yeah, I hear things.
    Carmen; Shut up, jerk, I'm not in the mood.
    Max; Yeah, I hear that too!


    yeah that was pretty funny
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    Jamesbray

    [74]Nov 2, 2009
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    George: You crazy old bat!

    George: With all the steam it was like Gorillas in the Mist

    Max: What's a fatty?
    George: One of Ernie's girlfriends, now go to bed!

    Ernie: Golly!

    Drive-Thru clown head: How can I hell you?

    Benny: And what is the good doctor's opinion?
    Vic: Oh, they're yummy!
    Angie: Daddy!

    George: My mom said you want to see a mouse? Pull the fridge out, theres about a hundred chuckies under there.

    George to Ernie: Want to re-live senior prom?

    George: His stupid heart exploded, I got a D.

    Angie: Whats the capital of California?
    Max: Sacramento
    Angie: Good. What about Oklahoma?
    Max: I don't know.
    (Angie gasps and gives a worried look at George.)
    George: No, that's good Angie. He really doesn't know.

    Ernie: You just got Burned!
    George: Yeah. Well at least I got a woman to yell at me. Back burn!

    George: It's working, I still believe in the plan.
    Angie: George!
    George: It's working!!!

    George: Oh my god mom, Are you pregnant?
    Benny: SCREW YOU!

    George: What do you think me and Ernie do together?

    Benny: Hey, George take your girlfriend and go play dolls somewhere else.
    George: They are not dolls, they are GIs and they are kicking hipi ass!

    Bully: You want some of this?

    George: There's puddng in it, I can't believe it!!

    George calling Vic Super Mario

    Vic: What is Chingy doing here?

    Benny: I'm not a hilbilly a have an extra pair of pliers.

    Benny: It was just like a rollercoaster, some people pay money for that kind of crap.

    Benny: That way when the ants crawl up they wont bite your candy ass!

    George: I got this!

    Benny: George was very reliable he was crossing the street when he was 3 years old
    George: I was looking for food

    George: When the house started shaking I thought it was becuase you brought home another special Uncle

    George Lopez: Damn! My daughter's a scrapper!

    Benny: Damn! My grandaughter's a scrapper!

    Vic: George, you are a better father than me!

    George: Oh, yeah, I remember Sheryl, She wore that green dress to the Christmas party and you fired that guy who accidentally put an ornament on her.

    George: Yeah, go sorce your face whatever

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    futuramarama

    [75]Nov 4, 2009
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    When George is trying to teach Max to not act up in school and to get a good education for a job, and he is like "Dude people just took your car," {skateboard}, and Max says "OK, I'll just go after it." And George says "Oh man... you just got shot." The way he says that is funny I always thought.

    There are a lot of good quotes from George and Max, probably my favorite characters
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    SkinsFan2189

    [76]Dec 2, 2009
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    Vic: Don't worry about burying me. I plan on donating my body to science.

    George: I feel bad for whoever gets your tongue. *Talking in Vics accent* If the surgery was a success, then why am I talking with this ridiculous accent?!
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    futuramarama

    [77]Dec 2, 2009
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    SkinsFan2189 wrote:
    Vic: Don't worry about burying me. I plan on donating my body to science. George: I feel bad for whoever gets your tongue. *Talking in Vics accent* If the surgery was a success, then why am I talking with this ridiculous accent?!

    Haha I remember that quote! What episode is it?

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    SkinsFan2189

    [78]Dec 3, 2009
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    futuramarama wrote:

    SkinsFan2189 wrote:
    Vic: Don't worry about burying me. I plan on donating my body to science. George: I feel bad for whoever gets your tongue. *Talking in Vics accent* If the surgery was a success, then why am I talking with this ridiculous accent?!

    Haha I remember that quote! What episode is it?

    I think it's the one where Angie's mom dies and George didn't buy enough plots in the cemetary.
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    futuramarama

    [79]Dec 3, 2009
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    SkinsFan2189 wrote:
    futuramarama wrote:

    SkinsFan2189 wrote:
    Vic: Don't worry about burying me. I plan on donating my body to science. George: I feel bad for whoever gets your tongue. *Talking in Vics accent* If the surgery was a success, then why am I talking with this ridiculous accent?!

    Haha I remember that quote! What episode is it?

    I think it's the one where Angie's mom dies and George didn't buy enough plots in the cemetary.

    Oh, I've only seen that episode like once all the way through, that's why I didn't know

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