George: I think Ernie needs to know before he shows up in the delivery room and there's four other guys there with cam corders.
Angie: The test was positive, but she's not. There were a few guys right before him.
Benny: And Ernie was the prize?! What side show must have been going on in her bedroom?
(Angie told George that Tammy's baby might not be Ernie's)
George: That's it! I'm going to tell him Angie, and I don't care if he gets mad. Ernie needs to know the truth before he gets excited about having a baby.
(Ernie and Tammy walk into the house with balloons)
Ernie: Guess what everybody? I'm gonna to be a dad!
Angie: (faking excitement) Congratulations, Tammy, Ernie...
Benny: (to herself) ...Steve...Joe...
Benny: (referring to the positive pregnancy test George found) Wow, look at that. The magic wand that can make men disappear.
George: Mom, are you pregnant?
Benny: Screw you! The one day I go without my control tops and I got to hear lip from my kid!
George: (takes something out of the trash) A pregnancy test?... CARMEN!
George: Did you pee on this?
Carmen: If... if I did, I didn't mean to. Is it yours?