George Lopez

Season 4 Episode 12

Friends Don't Let Friends Marry Drunks

Aired Wednesday 8:00 PM Jan 18, 2005 on ABC



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • George: I think Ernie needs to know before he shows up in the delivery room and there's four other guys there with cam corders.

    • Angie: The test was positive, but she's not. There were a few guys right before him.
      Benny: And Ernie was the prize?! What side show must have been going on in her bedroom?

    • (Angie told George that Tammy's baby might not be Ernie's)
      George: That's it! I'm going to tell him Angie, and I don't care if he gets mad. Ernie needs to know the truth before he gets excited about having a baby.
      (Ernie and Tammy walk into the house with balloons)
      Ernie: Guess what everybody? I'm gonna to be a dad!
      Angie: (faking excitement) Congratulations, Tammy, Ernie...
      Benny: (to herself) ...Steve...Joe...

    • Benny: (referring to the positive pregnancy test George found) Wow, look at that. The magic wand that can make men disappear.

    • George: Mom, are you pregnant?
      Benny: Screw you! The one day I go without my control tops and I got to hear lip from my kid!

    • George: (takes something out of the trash) A pregnancy test?... CARMEN!
      Carmen: Yeah?
      George: Did you pee on this?
      Carmen: If... if I did, I didn't mean to. Is it yours?

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