Carmen: Grandma, you're just objectifying yourself to please men!
Benny: Exactly! Thanks for understanding!
Angie: (About Benny) She got implants?
George: These aren't implants. The cast of Lost is trying their way off the right one. The left one is hosting the winter Olympics.
(After George tells Angie about Benny's breast implants, Carmen and Max come down the stairs)
George: Oh, Carmen, Max, listen. Your grandma's going to be walking through that door any second, okay? She's going to look a little different, so don't stare and don't ask any questions.
Max: Damn, Grandma! Your boobs are huge!
Benny: (takes her large breasts out) Oh yeah, whew! Time to let the real twins breathe.
George: You were faking it?
Benny: Yes, Elephant man. That's what you get for making fun of me in front of everyone.
George: Hey Max. The owls called. They're done nesting, vato, you can cut your hair.
Max: (panicky) Cindy Porter said I have big ears! If I cut my hair, she'll never love me!
George: Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait. Little pig-nosed Cindy Porter? Man, get your hair out of your eyes! She's nasty!
Max: I like nasty.
(Benny has just gotten a breast job)
George: My god, Mom, you swallowed a bouncy house!
Vic: (about Benny's breasts) I'm only viewing them as a doctor.
Benny: And what is the good doctor's opinion?
Vic: Oh, they're yummy!
Angie: (horrified) Daddy!
Vic: I'm older now, and I say what I like. (still about Benny's breasts) And I LIKE!
Vic: (about Benny's chest) !Ay, dios mio! !Miras las bombas atomicas! (Oh, my land! Look at your enormous boobs!)
(after George humiliates Benny in front of everyone)
Benny: You know what?
Everyone else: I need a smoke and a beer!
Benny: There comes a point in every woman's life, where your body starts to change, and that's natural and that's good. Unless, your son points it out to everybody at work! Then, you can cry, or you can go out there and get yourself a new set of sweater puppies!
Angie: (hesitates;to Benny) Your puppies are crushing the garlic bread.
On Lopez Tonight, during the George Lopez cast reunion, Belita Moreno had said that this was her favorite scene from the series.
Luisa Leschin was nominated for the 2006 ALMA Award for "Outstanding Script for a Television Drama or Comedy" for this episode.
ABC's "George Lopez" bested its comedy competition in the time period, "Fox's" "That '70s Show," by 1.3 million viewers (8.1 million vs. 6.8 million).
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