George Lopez

(George is driving Benny and her friends through a drive-thru) Gina: (To the speaker) You know I don't feel like a burger, I'm in the mood for a little Mexican. What time do you get off? (Everyone in the car, except George, bursts out laughing) George: (Pushing Gina back, disgusted) Gina, there are some jobs even Mexicans won't do.

George: I can't believe you never let me drive your car all those years because you were worried about me getting hurt. Benny: You're not that special, drop it. George: Is that why you never let me play football? Benny: Look George, if I was going to find a helmet to fit your head, I would have had to take out the padding. I was already growing tomatoes out in the back yard, I didn't want another vegetable in the house.

(Carmen used a lame excuse) George: Why don't I get a shovel so I can fertilize this crap?

Angie: If I don't get some alone time in my own home... you're mom and I are gonna come to blows. George: Put up you're fists of fury... I've seen my mom wrestle two cops to the ground with a taser in her ear. You cry if you're shoe pinches. Good luck Bambi.

Benny: I don't deserve to be conscious right now.